August 26, 2010

Dear NRSC, RNC, et al...

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Megarobofuck you with a fucking rancid rotopeeler lingering in rusty fuckjuices so hard you would be begging to get your colon peeled sideways for fucking meddling in yet another Republican Primary, and for yet again siding with the wrong fucking candidate to boot. Fuck you for once again siding with a RINO hack from a red state over a guy who actually, Gaia fucking forbid, would be better for Alaska and America than the latest from a long line of crooked family shitbums. And triple fuck you with a side order of fuckloaded hate sauce for trying to tell us that you know better than the fucking voters.

Seriously, you fuck what the fuck fuck fuckity fuck is your fucking problem? Do you not fucking realize that your assholery, stupidity, and chasing of the porkulance as if it were a clean hooker fresh off the boats is what got us into the minority? And you want to continue those fucking ways by continuing to support people such as Murkowski, Bennet, Crist, Specter, Dede, and any other RINO I failed to recall because tehre have been too fucking many of them? If so, then fuck you.

This is the fucking reason I no longer contribute to you, preferring to send my money directly to candidates and PACs of which I approve. I can no longer trust you because I know that you will fucking do this sort of shit with my fucking money, and then criticize me for questioning you. And I can no longer trust that you will hire competent staffers or campaign managers, since you have proven that you prefer spending my money on titty bars, underage House pages, and whatever else you waste time and money on when you should be FUCKING ADVANCING A CONSERVATIVE AGENDA.

So, GOP leaders, the next time I get a fundraising letter from you, You can take that letter, and you stuff it in your hooker's musky fuckpouch. People such as you don’t have the fucking courage to stand up for true ideas instead of just staying in office. And you fucking know it. And you fucking hate me for my refusal to play your game. So fuck you. Fuck you for your arrogance born out of incompetence. Fuck you for ruining my movement and telling me I should know better. And gigafuck you with a flying fucklaser until you realize that we are the power, not you.

Get fucked, GOP leaders. And get the fuck out of the way so that those of us who want something better than you can have a chance to save the country. And if you don't, this is your employment fate:

 

 

 

Posted by: eddiebear at 10:33 AM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1

Either they haven't learned any lesson from 06, 08 or the tea parties or they have and they don't like the lesson.

Eh, that's okay. I have better things to do with my money too.

Posted by: Veeshir at August 26, 2010 11:01 AM (aFnZ8)

2 Warning: viewers may find this post fucking offensive

Posted by: Zimriel at August 26, 2010 12:03 PM (9Sbz+)

3 After reading and rereading your post, I can't help but get the feeling you might be a little angry.

Posted by: Usful Ijit at August 26, 2010 12:40 PM (M/psB)

4 My message to the NRSC.

Do people still do googlebombs? Do they still work?

Posted by: JoeCollins at August 26, 2010 12:51 PM (da4tT)

5 One thing we at least understand from this clusterfuck is that the NRSC mainly serves as an incumbent protection enterprise.

Therefore it must be taken out with the rest of the trash.

Posted by: Andy at August 26, 2010 12:51 PM (5Rurq)

6 I don't think they liked the lesson, Veeshir. 

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at August 26, 2010 01:11 PM (+bSoE)

7 Their "hooker's musty fuckpouch."

Man, I almost bought it choking on a pretzel.

Posted by: C Monster at August 26, 2010 01:40 PM (M/WbE)

8 DAYUM that was a lot of FUCKS......May be a record.

And might I add...EXACTLY!

GOP is the reason for the season. Without them, we wouldn't have gotten Obama. Every action, opposite reaction yad yada...McCain? My GAWD AZ WTF?

That's okay AZ I still love yall, ya got Brewer kickin ass!

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2010 03:12 PM (IEh7K)

9

Considering Ace's last post on this I have to wonder, did eddie get Ace's log in?

I know there's no "fuckity fuckswipes" in that post, but the meaning is crystal clear.

Posted by: Veeshir at August 27, 2010 12:38 PM (aFnZ8)

10 Oh fuckity fuck fuck. You're fucking apofuckingplectic fuck over fuck a fucking tempest in fuck a fucking teafuckingpot. Not fucking to fucking mention fucking jumping at fucking shadows. Calm the fuck down and fucking get a fuck fuck fucking grip, fucking dude! Oh, fucking by the fucking way, Fuck Fuck FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!

Posted by: lepidus at August 27, 2010 02:34 PM (Q2be4)

11 The funniest part?
lepidus think it totally pwned you and went away smug and happy.

Posted by: Veeshir at August 27, 2010 02:50 PM (dNlAL)

12 .... musky fuckpouch

Damn-near spewed my water - same as Aggie.

Another priceless jewel of carefully crafted and nuanced reasoning by Eddiebear!

Someone should start an archive so that his immortal words aren't lost. Future generations will thank them for it.

And he should write a book.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at August 27, 2010 10:48 PM (/cH23)

13 Nice post.Thank you for taking the time to publish this information very useful!

Posted by: Red Bull Hats at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (KqzSA)

14 good article.

Posted by: Lacoste UK at May 26, 2011 08:15 PM (f4z7u)

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