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September 05, 2010

Dear Charlie Crist

Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you with that which you fear most: a shortage of spray tan. Fuck you for making a Democrat look classier than you. Fuck you because you are a fucking lying fuckdustery of fuckquackery and opportunism rolled up in a flaming fuckzeppelin of fuckbaggery set alight by the glowing fuck baggery you exude. And zenfuck you to enlightenment for saying shit like this after the declining health, and eventual death, of an opponent's father:

Former Republican Governor Charlie Crist, now an Independent, was also in attendance and I asked him what he thought of the elder Rubio’s illness, to which he responded, ” Yeah, I heard about that.”

How fucking crass is that? How fucking callous is that? And how fucking low of a wormburner do you fucking have to be to say something like that? And how fucking big of a cockhandler do you have to be to support that shit?

Seriously, "Governor", that is fucking low. No wonder you bolted the party before the primary: you don't have the fucking decency to listen to the people of Florida and stand down when they tell you. And treating an opponent in this fashion just exemplifies it further.

So fuck you, Charlie Crist. And fuck any RINOhumping fuckrumbler who still thinks getting rid of your orange coated ass was a bad move. Seeing Senator Rubio triumphfuck what will remain of your career this November will make everything worthwhile.

Posted by: eddiebear at 12:14 AM | Comments (29) | Add Comment
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1 That's pretty damned crass all right.

A few kind words wouldn't have cost him a thing and would have showed some compassion. Sheesh.

Purely from a human standpoint Meek shows up as the better human being regardless of his politics.

Stand proud, Crist... if you can. Or just stick your tail between your legs and go hide somewhere so we don't have to look at you.

Posted by: Lemur King at September 05, 2010 12:39 AM (JowOv)

2 Sweet jehosephat, what was wrong with Crist saying something like "I wasn't aware it was so dire, and I do hope and pray for his family"?? I mean, holy fucking shit, the guy is not just an insesitive clod, but an opportunistic dickwad.

Oh, and if ever I run for public office, I'm hiring eddiebear to write my speeches

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 05, 2010 07:50 AM (+bSoE)

3 I agree, how hard is it to say "I heard about that and my thoughts are with his family?" Sheesh.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 05, 2010 11:06 AM (eRjGt)

4 I'm surprised he didn't make an off-handed "patriot" remark like Obumbles did for Bush during his Iraq address.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 05, 2010 11:12 AM (zgZzy)

5 This somewhat tragic death just reaffirms my belief that ObamaCare was not only necessary but criminal to oppose. If Marc Rubio could have put politics aside and supported our dear president, his father might still be alive. That's the real tragedy.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at September 05, 2010 01:34 PM (Y81Xa)

6 I have been a cold blooded prick when others have died, but this is beyond the pale.

I was cold when a man who had a history of beating my aunt died, I could give a damn if he breathed or not. My actual comment when told of it was "Good."

I was one of the last people a particular person attached to another woman I cared about forced her at gunpoint, to make her watch him kill himself and blame her for his death, talked too. my thought was "FUCK THAT GUY! Thank god he didn't shoot you instead of himself."

But casual dismissal of a person who did nothing to crist or to crists own as they died is a level of piece of shittedness that I don't know if I could tap into, and I'm well versed in how to be a piece of shit.

Posted by: douglas at September 05, 2010 06:22 PM (uU+Ss)

7 Is anyone surprised? Crist is a douche nozzle of epic proportions.

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"...a flaming fuckzeppelin of fuckbaggery..."

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