February 25, 2010
Fuck you. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. Fuck you and your fucking fuckpuddle of fuckingly fucked up fucking fuckbag of fuck.Fuck your fucking fucked up set of fucking priorities and general fuckheadedness in the fucking face of fuckingly fucked up economic and budgetary times.
The rest of next week will be officially swear-word free if both houses approve the resolution {fuck that shit. Fuck it with the fuckstained fuckbag of fuck-ed}.
The resolution by Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, D-La Canada Flintridge (fuck him. And fuck that area.-ed}, was inspired by a South Pasadena teenager, McKay Hatch, who founded a No Cussing Club {I guess Student Council was too butch for him-ed}at his junior high school in 2007. His efforts to stamp out profanity have generated international attention, with 35,000 members joining the No Cussing Club's Web site {oooohhhh....I now have a purpose in life!-ed}.
Portantino said the California Legislature -- known for imposing strict clean air and clean water laws {yeah, and how has that fucked up the state?-ed}-- is the first state legislative body in the nation to consider a statewide profanity-free week {fucking losers-ed}.
Hatch, now 16, said he sees a link between cussing and drug use, bullying and other harmful behavior {prove it, junior. I curse, and yet have never used drugs-ed}. A cuss-free world would be a more harmonious one, he said {and it would be more fucking lame, antiseptic and fucked up with the fist of Fuckitude-ed}.
"I want to bring as much awareness as I can to people about their language and how they're speaking to each other," {hey. I'm fucking wellfuckingaware of how I speak-ed}Hatch said in a telephone interview Wednesday as he was headed to Sacramento. "We need to stop tearing people down and uplift them instead." {that is some weapons grade naivete-ed}
Portantino said his resolution is simply a guideline, a reminder to "act like you're at your grandma's house." {so I get to sleep on the couch in the lobby in the middle of a party and get ass ripped drunk on a case of beer? Sign me up!-ed} There would be no enforcement mechanism included. {typical. Stupid fucking hippies-ed}
Good luck, kid. I admire your pluck. As for the Assembly, they can fuck off wit their failed budgetary plans.
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Posted by: alexthechick at February 25, 2010 04:44 PM (lvYSc)
Posted by: jukin at February 25, 2010 04:45 PM (vkkNZ)
They should have a cuss-a-thon on that day.
Maybe let eddie and Ember guest blog a few posts.
Almost forgot,
Fuck.
Posted by: Veeshir at February 25, 2010 04:48 PM (igEq+)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 25, 2010 05:22 PM (GC5S2)
Posted by: Ember at February 25, 2010 06:44 PM (LdRAG)
Posted by: Sean M. at February 25, 2010 07:26 PM (rLWHv)
Fuck that shit!
Last time I checked....there is a right called "freedom of speech."
WHAT A CROCK OF BULLSHIT!!!!
It's so nice that all the "makers" and "enforcers" can feel so fuckingly self righteous as they try to control our speech.
FUCK THEM!!!
Gee, California, why don't you concentrate on things that actually mean something? No wonder your state is in such a crisis....you guys can't see the forest for the trees.
WHAT A FUCKING BUNCH OF MORONS!!!
Posted by: Charlotte at February 26, 2010 01:25 PM (iXIlj)
I'm always in favor of ridiculous legislation even as I point and laugh.
I think they should keep doing stuff like that.
You need teh funny and you also need to keep them from passing laws that take away some more of your freedom.
Too bad CA's legislature seems to have ample time to do both and call their constituents idiots and greedy as well.
Posted by: Veeshir at February 26, 2010 02:33 PM (SbhZU)
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