doubleplusundead

July 31, 2007

Chickensh*t

This is brutal. I can't even imagine...

The pungent odor of the nitrogen-concentrated chicken excrement still hung in the air at White's 441 Walker Road home, where shortly after 3 p.m. last Thursday an 18-wheel tractor-trailer rolled over and dumped 24 tons of the stuff in his front yard.

The owner of the property offered this to describe the situation

"There's stuff still 20 feet up the tree," White said, pointing. "It was like a tsunami wave of hot chicken (manure)."

His family actually left because the stench and flies were too much, and there's manure splattered up the side of his garage, which was 30 feet away from the accident.

That is so wrong! The wave of manure actually destroyed one of his cars. Read the whole thing, then pray hard that it never happens to you.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 10:43 AM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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Holy eh, too easy.

I like his line, "my life didn't smell like this before." Hopefully the company keeps its word and makes things right.

Posted by: Sunny at July 31, 2007 11:05 AM (AJlZw)

2 I went to school in Maine. On days when the wind was blowing from the northeast, the fumes from a chicken farm would gently blow over the school. It would literally wake you up from a dead sleep. That chicken farm was a good 10 miles away. This guy should petition to have his home declared a hazardous waste dump.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2007 11:05 AM (t+mja)

3 Oh, I know those industrial chicken farms can be nasty business. I haven't been near one yet, Sauder's is the big egg farm business in PA, but I haven't been near.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 31, 2007 11:09 AM (lMR62)

4 I'm becoming highly suspicious of these HotAir linkies. (Congrats! Again.)

Posted by: PattyAnn at July 31, 2007 11:10 AM (t+FKE)

5 If you have something really good, send it to HotAir's Tipline. I usually try and only send things I know stand a chance of getting through. Send only the best stories, or a pretty good story on an otherwise slow news day.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 31, 2007 11:13 AM (lMR62)

6 Thanks. The Hostages never have anything good. That's my problem.

Posted by: PattyAnn at July 31, 2007 11:24 AM (t+FKE)

7 Keep an eye out for good stories, you'll get the right one sooner or later.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 31, 2007 11:33 AM (lMR62)

8 Finally! A gross-out story to top my "I was put on burning cess pit detail in Iraq and later lost thirty pounds in thirty days with the dysentery-in Diwaniya-diet!"

I've been a passenger in a Hum-Vee as it went over a cliff at fifty MPH. I've a dozen other hardship stories. But none can top "a tsunami wave of hot chicken (manure)."

I've officially been bested.

Posted by: Kadnine at July 31, 2007 01:16 PM (9AJic)

9 Dude, you missed a story I had that topped this one.

Where have you been anyway? I still have to add you to my blogroll.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 31, 2007 01:31 PM (lMR62)

10 "Where have you been anyway?"

I was in Key West at the time ... on vacation. I'm a pampered wuss.

Lovin' yer blog, S.

Posted by: Kadnine at July 31, 2007 02:15 PM (9AJic)

11 That's cool, I haven't been to Key West. Is it nice?

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 31, 2007 02:22 PM (lMR62)

12 I lived in Key West from '78 until '83. Good times, back before it was tourist and weirdo central. Not to belabor niggling trivialities, but "(manure)" is stylistically incorrect. It should've been "[manure]." Not that a journalist would actually, you know, know how to feckin' write or anything.

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