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December 31, 2008

Beer Lake? In Germany? Please Let It Be True!

Oh yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!

The truck, carrying 12 tonnes of freshly brewed beer, lost most of its load on a sharp left-hand turn at the bottom of a hill, according to Kassel police inspector Wolfgang Jungnitsch.

Nearly 80 crates carrying about 800 litres flew off the truck, most of the bottles smashed, and their contents quickly froze in the chilly temperature of about minus 4 degrees Celsius, he said.

"A sheet of ice quickly formed and the air was filled with beer fumes," Inspector Jungnitsch added.

It took an hour to clear the intersection, and police said the trucker faced a fine for not securing his load properly.

Posted by: eddiebear at 09:36 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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The thought of all that beer might case me to get fined for the same thing...

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Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 31, 2008 09:51 AM (83gRI)

2 See, there's one glaring problem with a beer lake, how do you keep people from peeing while they're swimming/drinking?

Posted by: Veeshir at December 31, 2008 10:19 AM (zXUuJ)

3 "SEE OUR OOL? NOTICE THERE'S NO P IN IT?"

That ought to do it.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 31, 2008 10:22 AM (83gRI)

I never took you for an optimist there MP.

Aren't you a Mets fan (believer in metsism)?

Hasn't many, many years (their whole existence except for two or three years) of them raising your hopes only to crush them damped down any optimism you might have had?

Posted by: Veeshir at December 31, 2008 11:59 AM (ThMnZ)

Actually, I'm a Cubs fan.. but umm.. the same rule applies only 10-fold.

As for optimism, I just want to live in blissful ignorance while I swim in a lake filled with beer.

Why do you have to destroy all my dreams Veeshir?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 31, 2008 04:04 PM (83gRI)

6 See, the great thing about being a Cubs fan is the blissful knowledge that, no matter what, they will break your fucking heart.

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