December 12, 2007

B-list Zombies Invade Hollywood!

Somebody linked this in Ace's comments, looks like its time to reread Zombie Survival Guide, there's been a Solanum outbreak in Hollywood.  I kinda hope the more shrill leftie stars try and dialogue with the undead...

But seriously, ladies(and, uh, guys too, I guess)?  Stay away from the plastic surgeon unless its reconstructive in nature.  Most people who are worth being around will accept the natural you.  Cosmetic procedures usually don't look that good(they're gonna blow!) and sometimes you end up with disasters like that first link, where you end up looking like the undead.  Don't let this happen to you!

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