September 07, 2008

As If I Needed Any More Motivation To Drink

Screw this politics shit!!1!1! Let's talk about the serious stuff in life, namely booze and bacon. And, praise be to Gaia, some enterprising lad in Massachusetts decided to market a product after my own heart (attack):

Bacon-flavored vodka!


“Everything is better with bacon. It’s one of my favorite foods,” said Don Yovicsin, the owner of Jake’s Dixie Roadhouse in Waltham. “So when one of my friends mentioned the idea of bacon and vodka, it piqued my curiosity.”

He fried a batch of Niman Ranch thick-cut applewood-smoked bacon, added the crispy bacon to a large infuser jar with Absolut vodka, then let it sit for four weeks. After the liquor was smoky, he filtered out the bacon pieces with cheesecloth, chilled the vodka to congeal the bacon fat, then removed it via coffee filter.




You, sir, are the greatest man alive and have singlehandedly made New England worth keeping.


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1 Someone needs to send a case to Russ from Winterset IMMEDIATELY.

And a case to me.  Again, IMMEDIATELY.

And it needs to be re-branded as Val-U-Rite Bacon Vodka.

Posted by: Alice H at September 07, 2008 10:18 PM (jRtPb)

2 Put me on that list too!

God, I love this country so damn much. 

Posted by: alexthechick at September 07, 2008 10:20 PM (ByYTn)

3 True American creativity. I weep for joy tonight.

Posted by: eddiebear at September 07, 2008 10:33 PM (P+3e2)

4 eb, this is truly a bittersweet moment.  I mean, what a gift to the world - an alcohol that tastes like swine.  We're talking Nectar of the Gods level stuff here.

The bitter part is I no longer drink.  Why oh why couldn't this have come about five years sooner?

Somebody try this and post their appraisal, please.  I shall live vicariously through you.

Posted by: lemurking at September 07, 2008 11:12 PM (MO6m9)

5 All I could do right now is cook up some bacon, dump it into a shotglass of vodka, and let it rip.

Hey! Sounds like a good idea! I now have plans for tomorrow night!

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6 Allah (the higher power, not the blogger) will be mightily displeased.

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7

Mr. Yovicsin is the greatest hero in American history!

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8 So which of you morons lives in the Boston area and is going to become the Bacon Vodka distributor for moronia?

Posted by: Alice H at September 08, 2008 08:10 AM (jRtPb)

9

This comment was delayed by orgasms.  Number of orgasms: 392,001

mmmmmmmm  baconyvodkabaconbaconvodka.

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10 Bart lives in MA.

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11 I think this totally deserves a Real Men Of Genius ad.  

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