Conor Friedrsdorf is a stupid piece of shit

I'm sorry. That's an insult to below-average pieces of shit...

You've probably heard about "The Ground Zero Mosque," an Islamic community center planned in Lower Manhattan. But I bet you haven't heard of The Ground Zero Strip Club.

There are actually a couple of adult entertainment venues that show up on Google Maps if you search around the former site of the World Trade Center. Internet reviewers seem to like New York Dolls best, due to its sexy, disproportionately Russian staff, mirrored stage and purportedly high-quality lap dances.

As yet, I haven't heard anyone wonder why our political class is silent as the sex industry operates on sacred ground.

Um, maybe because it wasn't a bunch of militant, fascist strippers who decided to kill around 3,000 innocent people on 9/11, you fucking dumbass.

(By the way, if you click on the link and look at his picture, just tell me you don't want to punch him in the dick.)

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NRSC to stay out of WV Sen primary - For realz this time (?)

Cornyn says they'll do candidate recruitment, then GTFO.

I'll believe it when I see it. CQ Reports:

However, Cornyn indicated that once the candidate field is set, the NRSC is inclined to let West Virginia Republicans sort out the nomination for themselves. Cornyn also said the NRSC would decide how much money to commit to the fall special election and base the decision on how the contest between Manchin and the eventual GOP nominee develops.

"I haven't made any commitment to get involved in the primary," Cornyn said. "I think in this environment, it's best to let the primary voters do their thing and select the candidate. Because -- I think particularly in this environment -- folks are less interested in what people who work in Washington have to say."

I'm of mixed mind when it comes to party endorsements. In theory, the party could do some homework and weed out the nutter candidates. In practice however, it seems they chose unelectable dipshits more often than not, and give short shrift to legitimate candidates who could use help polishing their images. Cornyn's track record is particularly weak in this respect. His truth-telling track record about staying out of primary races is also pretty poor. So forgive me if I'm a bit skeptical of this pledge.

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Daniel Schorr, NPR Senior Correspondent, Irresponsible Hack, Dead At Age 93

What more can be said except that he died without ever addressing my open letter. It’s not like he was unaware of it, besides the enormous audience (2 people) of my home blog I sent it to NPR.

I am sure he will be lionized by the journalistic community, but to me he was just a hack who was more interested in advancing his meme than telling the truth.

Source

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It turns out that the "Gaza Flotilla" was necessary after all

I mean, if you watch the following, there's no evidence of a Disney Store, a Gap, or even a Halal Hickory Farms...

In related news, did you see who's raising funds for another blockade-breaker? Be sure to note the name of the ship.

(Video courtesy of xbradtc in the H2 comments.)

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Anybody Know How To Build An Ark?

Because Milwaukee just received some wrath and the damage is significant.  This is the third time in three years.  WTF is wrong with Wisconsin?

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John Stossel comes out against the Arizona Immigration Law and for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

Today on Neil Cavuto(this is the best transcript I can find so far. Stossel starts at 00:22:0

No one else has picked up on this; I’m surprised because normally John Stossel's word is treated like Holy Writ, but if this is actually his position I expect him to be relegated to the idiot file soon. Immigration reform is currently one of those areas where there is no middle ground.

(Note: This was a three minute interview on Cavuto's show this afternoon. Stossel has a special on immigration tonight that should provide more context to his remarks, but they seem pretty unequivocal)

As I have said a number of times at my blog and over at Ace's when I have open blogged, I basically agree with what Stossel is saying.  My basic premise is that illegal immigration is an economic problem and my solution to it would focus on handling it through the market.  That said I always have qualms about guest worker programs, which Stossel advocates, in every country that I am aware of that has a guest worker program the guest workers evolve into a permanent underclass.  I would much rather allow workers to qualify for permanent residence / citizenship, after X years and costing X dollars (to cover some costs of schooling etc. for dependents).

I know these ideas won't be popular but I still think it's the best way to proceed.

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You Want Profanity? I'll Give You Profanity.

Just get me talking about Congress.

Fuck anybody who supports this fucking shit. Fucking fuckrock them fuckalanche style with the fuschiafucked fucking fuckwhip of fucked up fuckitude and fuckingly fuckity fuck fuckjackery through their fucking fucksider's fuckdropping soaked fuckhole from the fossilized fuckbone of Fuckasaurus Rex. Fuck them for fucking ruining my daughter's fucking future for a fucking hope of avoiding the fuckfury of a few fucking fazillion fucking angry as fuck fellas who are so fucking furious at the fucking loss of freedom and opportunities the Democrats have fucking promised them for the last 20 fucking months, they may vote "Not Obama" and send his enablers to a fucking roadhouse, so that they can fucking see their fucking lionfucked fuckholes after all this fucking time.

So fuck you Democrats. Fuck your enablers. Fuck you for the damage to my daughter's future. Fuck you for making her life difficult. And fuckingly fuck you forever with the fucking fetid fuckhump from a camel for telling me I am an uneducated rube for disagreeing.

Fuck off, lefties, and get fuckingly fucked proper style for fucking trying to hurt my daughter's future. Get fucked, and fucking leave, you fucking fuckpoles of fuck.

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Thank You

Thanks a zillion to all of you Morons for your kind words on my birthday. I am truly humbled at the response you gave me here, on Twitter, and on Facechimp, and will never forget it. You guys are the best.

 

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Obama administration flagrantly breaks laws

They've spent millions supporting the new Kenyan constitution, which guarantees abortion rights.  The federal government is explicitly barred from using federal funds to lobby on abortion laws in foreign nations.  Naurally, Congress had to fight like hell to find out where the money was going. 

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WTF is wrong with Wisconsin, part eleventy billion and five

WTF is wrong with Wisconsin that doing a Google search for "WTF is wrong with Wisconsin" gets 5,000+ hits?  Hell, "WTF is wrong with Google" gets 22,000, and Google is way bigger than Wisconsin, definitely well over five times as big.  And "WTF is wrong with Spencer Pratt" (hey, it came up in the Googlevomit suggestions) only gets seven.

tmi3rd could start his own Linkiest-type blog with all the great stuff he posts on his FB account, but instead he leaves it to us to spread to the Intarwebs all the insanity he shares with us.

Wisconsin politics almost took a turn for the awesomest this election cycle.  Those party-pooper election officials just had to go and ruin it.

Unlike candidates from the established Democratic and Republican parties, independents are allowed a five-word statement of purpose on the ballot to explain to voters what their candidacy is about.

I personally would have dinged her for the use of 'whiteman's' instead of 'white man's'.  Hell, girl, you've got five words to express what you're about, you'd better milk the system for each and every one of them!

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Vacation, all I ever wanted

I'm not a fan of extreme sports or adventure tourism or any kind of vacation, really, that doesn't involve sitting indoors, drinking cocktails and basking under a roaring air conditioning vent, but I certainly don't consider foaming at the mouth on (I guess, kinda) national television a healthy or relaxing vacation activity.

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Bed your future IDF Babe bride on the first non-date

I have a real problem with this verdict.  Not because of the deception bit, but because the judge said this:

"If she hadn't thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have co-operated," Mrs Segal said as she delivered her verdict.

So...is there some different standard in Israel regarding how a serious romantic relationship begins?  Here in America, I generally think of someone you strike up a conversation with and then take to an empty office to screw as someone you're not planning on having a 'serious romantic relationship', or likely ever even seeing again.

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Presenting: The dog that loves child porn

Can't wait to see the Google Analytics on this post....

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What's stupider than joking about a bomb while going through airport security?

Yeah, this.

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Happy birthday eddiebear!

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Further confirming the left's suspicions that he's a heartless bastard

Dick Cheney's LVAD may leave him without a pulse.

I personally think this is a cover-up - the docs tried their best to kill him, including stopping his heart, and he just kept going.  We may not get our Zombie Reagan, but by God, we'll get our Undead Cheney!

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I Done Got Hitched

Yes, I haven't been posting a lot lately but I've got tons of good reasons. 

1)  Super secret project 1.
2)  The political season is about to really kick into high gear and I'm saving some of my facecocks and mojo for that.
3)  I got married to my lovely wife Rachel on July 5th which means that I've been involved in supporting her plan it for several months. 

At any rate, it was suggested that I share our registry with the general community in case anyone felt like being generous so, I will do so.

The Mr. and Mrs. Moron Pundit Registry.

Thanks in advance, Morons.

Also, my absence has nothing to do with a sudden and overwhelming addiction to Dresden Files books.

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I almost forgot why I hate Mike Huckabee

Oh wait. No. I didn't forget. It's because of crap like this:



Yeah, that's a Sestak ad.

(Oh - McCain, Grahamnesty? I see what you did there.)

While I have occasionally found the Club's tactics and strategic sense wanting, its philosophy is pretty much right on. The Club is not for "the ultra rich". The Club is for free enterprise, which is distinct from saying it is "for business" or "big business" or "the rich", which might more aptly describe other groups like the pro-Obama-Stimulus Chamber of Commerce.

Small businesses often get screwed by the "pro business" lobby because the business lobby too often cares about building a government funded moat around their businesses and leeching off the system. Small Biz can't pull that off like Big Biz can. The best Small Biz can realistically hope for is a level playing field. The Club is for All Biz, not just big or small biz.

The Club for Growth was against the bailouts and the stimulus. Joe Sestak was for them. Who's really for "the rich"?

(via PA2010)

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Dwyane Wade chooses his words...poorly

Being rich and famous has plenty of perks, but it also comes with a few drawbacks, like people listening to and reporting on every dumbass thing you say...

The Heat, which re-signed Wade and added LeBron James and Chris Bosh in free agency, is expected to be one of the most scrutinized teams in the NBA because of high expectations.

Referring to the potential reaction from losing two or three games in a row, Wade on Sunday said: "It's going to seem like the world has crashed down. You all are going to make it seem like the World Trade has just went down again.''

To be fair, he clarified his remarks by saying that he "was simply trying to say that losing a few basketball games should not be compared to a real catastrophe'' and apologized to anyone who was offended. Still, it goes to show that when people actually bother to listen to what you have to say, you have to think a little before opening your pie-hole.

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This may be the lowest-production music video ever

Yes, I have a reason for inflicting this on all three of our readers. The Tottenham Spurs (not that any of you classless soccer-hating fucks have any reason to know who they are) have banned the vuvuzela.

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