Iron Man 2 Posters

Let's just say, a certain actress in this movie will be causing little Iron Men all over America.

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Rachel Maddow: Serious Thinker

Seriously, this is some sick and ghoulish crap, even by MSNBC standards.

During an ad for the upcoming special, footage of bloody victims from the Oklahoma City bombing appeared onscreen as an announcer wondered, "15 years later, can {Timothy}McVeigh's words help us understand today's anti-government extremists?"

Yeah. Way to win the war of ideas, Rachel.

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Best. Doctor. Evah!

I love this cat.

A doctor who considers the national health-care overhaul to be bad medicine for the country posted a sign on his office door telling patients who voted for President Barack Obama to seek care "elsewhere."

"I'm not turning anybody away — that would be unethical," Dr. Jack Cassell, 56, a Mount Dora urologist and a registered Republican opposed to the health plan, told the Orlando Sentinel on Thursday. "But if they read the sign and turn the other way, so be it."

The sign reads: "If you voted for Obama … seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

Fuck yeah!

Oh, and fuck anybody who is upset. Fuck them with whatever a urologist uses. So long as the guy isn't discriminating based on race, gender, etc., he can do whatever the fuck he wants. And good for him.

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April Fools, redux

I know this was posted at Ace's but it needs to go viral fucking everywhere:

This piece of shit is basically saying, "Oath? What oath? Who gives a shit about an oath? I was just kidding when I said that shit. April Fools!" And the fucking Dems kept screeching about how Bu$hitler was "shredding the Constitution" for the last few years? Give me a fucking break.

I know next to nothing about Hare's Republican opponent, but even if he's a RINO, he'd be better than this anti-American (yes, I said it) asshole.

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The only fair thing to do

It's always been obvious that men attempt to rationalize their misogynistic behavior by blaming the victim -- as if wearing a sweater whose neckline approaches the hemline of a micro-miniskirt should actually force a man to take a second look at the goods on display.  Any fool could see that, no matter what a woman wears, it's anti-feminist to imagine showing a "slut" a display of power for the sheer pleasure of forcing her to submit.  But men seem to think that their sadistic fantasies are completely justified when a woman shows a little skin.  And then they justify it by going stupid and thinking it's all about mixed signals, as if a woman who's dressed provocatively might actually want to be provoked.

The only fair thing for a man to do is self-castration.  This goes double for conservative men, who can't stop fantasizing about being both the rapist and the rape victim.  Rush talks about bending over and taking it, teabaggers--and you know the teabaggers knew exactly what label they were giving themselves--scream and cry about having health care shoved down their throats.  Self-castration would prove a man's good intentions, that he's really interested in a woman for her mind and her soul rather than dreaming about forcing himself into her private spaces, consensually or otherwise.  Once the world is free of testosterone, we will no longer live in a rape culture where women are assumed to be public property.  And there will be no more pregnancy, no more sperm setting up shop in unwilling uteruses, no more protection of the rapist while condemning the victim.  Because when a woman is dressed provocatively, it always means NO!

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X-Men fanboys are heading for their bunks all over the world as we speak

Rogue (Anna Paquin) is bisexual.

No action photos yet but can a sex tape be long in appearing?

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Win Britannia!

Well I see the British certainly know how to control their populace. the people know their place over there, even when they're ostensibly harmless grandmothers, as is the case in this instance.

And what did this geriatric miscreant do? Why defy authorities and create an atmosphere of disrespect for good order all while placing a helpless animal in peril.
Her offence was to unwittingly sell a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy taking part in a trading standards 'sting'.

While the sentence was lenient but fair, a mere 1000 Pound fine and 2 months curfew with electronic anklet to ensure she obeys the ruling (we can see she's not so good at obeying), this should send a serious message to other potential criminals.
And thus showing that this operation was a efficient use of police resources. Why waste scarce police man-hours chasing burglars they're never going to catch, who can't pay exorbitant fines, when they can catch store owners who can pay for the privilege of police protection?

It is beyond me why my ancestors left such a wondrous realm.
Ah well, I'll just have to set myself the thankless task of bringing good, old, royalist order to the colonies.

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The View From Your Window

I see a bunch of flags in this picture and I'm pretty sure at least half a dozen of them are associated with white power organizations.  I'll wait for Chucky Johnson to do the research.

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When they were passing out brains these Somali pirates thought the said trains and asked for slow ones

NAIROBI, Kenya – Suspected Somali pirates fired on a U.S. Navy warship off East Africa early Thursday in what appeared to be a ransom-seeking attack on an American guided missile frigate, officials said.

The USS Nicholas returned fire on the pirate skiff, sinking it and confiscating a nearby mothership. The Navy took five pirates into custody, said Navy Lt. Patrick Foughty, a spokesman.

Capt. Jack Sparrow was reached for comment and said, "Dude, seriously what were you thinking? Lay off the Khat and the ghanja for a couple hours before you decide who to attack"

A US Central Command spokesman when questioned about the incident replied, "They chose poorly"

source

(OK, I made the responses up but it's what they would have said I'm sure)

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Despite it being the warmest winter since the creation of the universe arctic sea ice levels approach normal for first time since 2001

Barring an about face by nature or adjustments, it appears that for the first time since 2001, Arctic Sea ice will hit the “normal” line as defined by the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC) for this time of year.

It's almost as if these supersmart climate scientists aren't quite sure what they are doing.

source

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Malkin Award Nominee

“You know that the rulers in this world lord it over their people, and officials flaunt their authority over those under them. But among you it will be different. Whoever wants to be a leader among you must be your servant, and whoever wants to be first among you must be the slave of everyone else. For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve others and to give his life as a ransom for many.” - Jesus Christ

Christianist nonsense.  Good thing Obama replaced him.

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He's still America's Greatest Patriot

Not like you stupid neocons.  I've been in the trenches man, just today I set up eight proxies to hit this warmongering neocon tool's rating on his interview with the Man himself.  It's like that sometimes, the sewers you have to crawl into to make sure America's Greatest Patriot is not only heard, but then to spam the polls to make it look like cultist devo...er, lots and lots of grassroots support stands behind one Congressman Ron Paul. 

Look at how that neocon tries to trap The Good Congressman with that earmark question and the Civil War question.  Pathetic.  But the Doctor carves up those bits of idiocy like a...uh...um...a doctor with a scalpel, and the scalpel is the Constitution.  The answer was the Constitution stupid, it always was, it always is with Ron Paul.  And it's true, Lincoln and the money men up north could have bought all the slaves, it's true, Congressman Ron Paul said so.  That's why he's America's Greatest Patriot. 

Naturally the coward neocon interviewer avoided bringing up the American Empire, the Pentaverate, the Bilderbergers, the Whataburgers, the Illuminati, and of course he didn't bring up the sham that is our fiat currency system.  What an embarrassing display.  I respect the Good Congressman for his willingness to crawl into any sewer to spread the good word and beacon of light that is the Constitution on these people, but I couldn't stomach it.  Hitting polls however?  Yeah, that's easy, and it drives the neocons and globalists fucking crazy.

Look, I'll make it simple for you neocon trash, if you do not love one Congressman Ron Paul, you do not love the Constitution, and if you don't love the Constitution, you do not love America.  If you do not lust for the warm embrace of one Congressman Ron Paul, you do not love America, it's that simple.  And before you say anything, you neocon warmonger, there's nothing gay in that, just profound respect for the Constitution...and maybe ear nibbling...just a little.

No poll today, I spent eight fucking hours sitting in my bunker hitting polls in the past...eight hours, even I have my limits.

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Dissent of the Day

A reader writes:

Earlier today you mentioned said that every teabagger was "an unrepentant, flag-waving racist troglodyte who live only to destroy America and lynch every black person they can find." 

I hate to disagree with you because I'm pretty sure you're the smartest and sexiest man not only on the internet but on Earth but I have to take issue with your use of the word troglodyte in this context.  Recent research indicates that cave-dwelling humans were actually very racially sensitive as all indiginous peoples are.  Only through Rethuglican brainwashing and Christianist concentration camps for kids do humans actually become so hatefilled and vile.

Anyway, you are the best and most awesome human being that ever lived and none of us, not ONE, deserves half of what you provide us on a daily basis.  I love you and I'm not just saying that because I probably am you.

Cheerfully withdrawn. 

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Unhelpful

Foxnews, in their campaign to bring the worst of the right wing to power, tries their amateurish hand at propaganda over the tea parties.

Notice that they "debunk" "myths" that are actually just humdrum, ordinary facts.
For instance, their number one 'false attack'
1) Calling them “racist”

Well, the tea partiers are, by definition, racist.
They are opposing the policies of our wise, perhaps too intellecual, but most importantly, African-American president.
They are therefore,QED, racist.

The Republican Party needs to distance themselves from these "people" or they shall surely not be invited to all the best parties and might face ostracism from all the right people.

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WAIT! WHAT DID I HEAR?!

I AM SUING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.  NONE WILL ESCAPE MY WRATH. 

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All Your Racist Flags Are Belong To Us!

That's right, racist Christian Teabaggers! I, Charles Foster Johnson and my Super Awesome Correlator Tool To Catch Nazis and Criticsâ„¢ (Patent Pending) have taken over this hotbed of racism, teabagging, and hate. Hold on!

*catches some snarky comment about me at a site*
*bans said comment from internet*
*brags for 30 minutes to Kilgore Trout about catching a critic*

Ok! Where was I? Oh yeah! When I am not chasing Nazis and Bigots on the internet 20 hours a day, I am busy determining if your flag is indeed a secretly coded symbol for white power. So, come on down! Bring your flags to me, and I will personally determine if that flag with George Washington on it really is a coded White Power Slaveholding Revanchist logo, or the flag for the state of Washington. Ask me if violent threats are hidden in the strangest places. Ask me if this is a front for a Belgian Fascist Group, or something else. And ask me if the Teabaggers have set up their own shadow militia, based on their symbols.

And if you challenge me, I will ban you from the internet! For only I know the truth, as told to me after a three day binge of sleeplessness, SQL server fun, cheetos, and bannings. But only after I force you to buy a calender, a comic book, and a kindle from my shop.

So, now that Iceweasel and I have a site for nothing but flag symbology, please go back to my old site to tell me how awesome I am, how cute Andrew Sullivan and I look together, how mean everybody else on the internet is, and why Sarah Palin is the devil incarnate. And leave the racist hunting to me, a professional.

Oh, and just for good measure, by reading this post, you are banned.

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Why TITANIC proves that the Republicans are vicious racist hatemongers.

Once again, the racist homophobic sexist teabagging right wing extremists are attacking the scientific credibility of a Democratic representative.  The hateful hacks of the Republican Party continue to deny the fundamental truths that peer-reviewed science brings to us.  Last time I checked, there is formidable scientific evidence to support the hypothesis that Guam could fall into the sea, or, as Congressman Hank Johnson put it, "flip over, and uh, capsize."

After all, Mister Plato, founder of the prestigious Athens Academy, documented the history of the island.  It is well known fact that, after the failed attack of Atlantis upon the city of Athens, the island fell victim to the dramatic climate change that was created by the Oracle at Delphi.  The natural gasses she inhaled created unsustainable amounts of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere as they were released.  Originally, Plato described Atlantis as being "swallowed up by the sea and vanished".  However, recent research by two MIT dropouts indicates that the scientific facts of this case - much like the so-called "facts" that these extremist nut job Republicans throw at us - are not what they seem.

Their research shows that the actual demise of the island of Atlantis is, in fact, a far more sinister component of global climate change, known as Tectonic Island Thermal Alignment Non-Isometric Cataclysm, or TITANIC.  To us, this would be unthinkable.  What we would have thought of as unsinkable only yesterday, tomorrow may lie in a watery grave, and only Congressman Hank Johnson is brave enough to speak out on behalf of the Island of Guam.  It's obvious that the despicable right-wing simply doesn't care about Guam, because only 10% of the population is white; so-called conservatism's ugly policies are continually rampant with racism.  The situation with TITANIC and the Island of Guam is just another example of their refusal to accept scientific facts when swayed by their fear of minorities.

From the paper in the Journal of Totally Awesome Science:

See, first they make bad air by letting that future-seer-girl get high on volcanoes.  Plus, there were cities.  Cities are bad.  All that bad volcano air creates a local greenhouse effect, in effect, warming the ocean locally.  Also, we’re pretty sure they made a big ozone hole.  There were cities.  There had to be ozone holes.  Right above them.  It was hot in Atlantis.

The stuff that islands are made of is probably full of methane.  Frozen methane.  From Krypton.  It’s trapped in all the rocks, which eats away at continental crust when super-heated by the bad volcano air which was compounded by the ozone hole right above them, like a giant magnifying glass made of bad.  As the methane escapes and eats the island, the island experiences earthquakes – much as happened in the island nation of Haiti.  Eventually, the island itself shears off like an iceberg, flips over, and capsizes, sinking to the ocean floor.

Our research indicates that bad car air is way worse than bad volcano air, and we anticipate this fate occurring to several island nations in the near future, Guam, Haiti, the United Kingdom, and Nantucket. 

So, to the racist homophobic sexist teabagging right wing extremist blogosphere, I say that you are today’s WORST PERSON … IN THE WOOOOORLD!

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