Today's STFU Award Goes To...

This guy. (Sorry for the Huffpo Link)

First Big Business, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Lou Dobbs, the Religious Right, the Wall Street Journal, Mitch McConnell, and Karl Rove came for ACORN, and the Democrats did not speak out -- because they were not ACORN.

Then they came for SEIU, and the Democrats did not speak out -- because they were not SEIU.

Then they came for the Apollo Alliance, and the Democrats did not speak out -- because they were not the Apollo Alliance. Then they came for the Center for American Progress, and the Democrats did not speak out -- because they were not the Center for American Program.

And on, and on, and on...

*Sigh* Hey Professor Fuckface Q Assfister, is that the best you can do? Rehashing Godwin's Law? That officially means you and your merry band of losers have lost this debate, and can only resort to the cheapest and most unoriginal of analogies. I award you no points, and may G-d have mercy on your soul.

Oh, and one more thing. I recall my old High School Latin Days, and for some reason, I feel like stealing this section from Catullus 16, just for you:
PEDICABO ego uos et irrumabo.

Oh, and stick the plunger used to clean up the toilets at a Nuclear plant after Chili Cook Off Day, soak it in Camel AIDS, light it on fire, and stick it up your ass. Hows that, buddy? You come up with a lame and trite essay defending whatever you wish to defend, and I will tell you what I think of you in the crudest of terms, mmkay?

Oh, and fuck you for making me think on a Saturday. That is the day I download granny on donkey pr0n for the week, and instead, I have to make sodomy jokes because you were too fucking stupid to ignore.

Now fuck off, and leave the thinking to those of use who are not brain addled.

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