Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me

So, a college perfesser dropped her kids (and somebody else's kids, too) off at the mall, and took a nap.

OMG!!!!!11one!1!!1!!! Sexism and elitism!!!1eleven!!!!

This simmering resentment is common and pervasive in our culture right now. The idea that women with a “major education” think they’re better than everyone else, have a great sense of entitlement, feel they deserve special treatment, and are too out of touch with the lives of “normal” women to have a legitimate point of view, is a 21st-century version of the long-held belief that education makes women uppity and leads them to forget their rightful place.

And who is responsible for this outrage? You guessed it...

It’s precisely the kind of thinking that has fueled Sarah Palin’s unlikely — and continued — ability to pass herself off as the consummately “real” American woman. (And it is what has made it possible for her supporters to discredit other women’s criticism of her as elitist cat fighting.)

Yeah. Someone (who has the double X thing going for her) actually went there.

You've regressed a long way, baby.

(Via another inauthentic woman.)

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The DPUD Crew After Hours

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Sigh

Granted, my blog is basically just a bunch of links to news stories about people getting drunk and/or high and committing crimes and/or having embarrassing sexual encounters, plus my lame jokes about those things, but I can't make more than about ten bucks off my blog ads (Seriously, why aren't you people clicking?!!!  My smokes and Val-U-Rite vodka don't pay for themselves!) but Joshua Micah Ezekiel Bullfinch Hirohito Balzac DiMaggio Marshall gets a million dollars? Really?

Life is unfair.

Warning: That second link goes to the Sulzberger Times.

(Via Punchingbagpundit.)

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Kossack/newspaper reporter running false flag operations against Free Republic?

Some reporter from the Vancouver Sun gleefully reported that there was some racist commentary found on the FReeper boards (question:  Why is FR so popular?  Never got the appeal of it.).  Okay, not a good thing...but then there's this, turns out the reporter is a Kossack, and has been actively advocating that Kossacks post racist or offensive comments on Free Republic, so that they can be used to attack FR.  Not only that, he's advocated that liberals attack blacks and then pretend to be conservative or Republican.  So, was this the guy putting up racist comments up at FR?  Who knows, but the fact that you have these people thinking up shit like this is something to be concerned about.

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You Mean To Tell Me That ACORN Might, Just Might, Be A Bit Shady?

Hope and Change, Baby!

Maybe this is what Obama meant when he promised to "save or create" jobs.

 

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For Your Viewing Pleasure, I Present To You A Hooters Girl Performing An Act For Charity

Remember: it's for charity.

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Repeat Loser Not Named Murphy/Brooks/Noonan Defends Reagan

Given Bob Shrum's Detroit Lions-esque record of FAIL, seeing him defend Obamanomics instantly means it's doomed for the ashbin of history. But, the humorous part of his recent defense of The Messiah is that he cites the anti-Obama.

Look, this--Reagan went through this.  Reagan went through this in 1981 and, in fact, his approval rating, by the way, at this time was exactly the same as Obama's is today.  And...And Republicans, Republicans stayed with him.  They stayed despite the difficulties in the mid-term elections.  They got to 1983, the recovery came; so did morning in America and so did the confirmation of the Reagan era.  The real challenge here is for Democrats.  Are they going to stick with the president?  Are they going to get wobbly?  Are they going to get afraid?

Of course, Reagan's policies were the exact opposite of what The One wants to push, but let's not let details get in the way, shall we?. But what worries me more is should I reconsider Reagan if a complete and total fucktard loser is starting to cite him?

 

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What would probably happen if the Norks tried to attack Hawaii

Goofy little video. 

Thanks to The Unrepentant Geek.

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You know what would have been funny?

If she'd been fucked and impregnated in the middle of a huge sporting venue by an internationally famous sports star--that's what! Har har!

And the best part? No apologies would be necessary. Because, you know, that's some classic comedy right there. And though I haven't browsed the archives, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that they didn't hold Letterman to the same standard. For some reason.

Well, it's mainly because there's nothing funny about Obama.  Yeah.

When he's pictured checking out someone's ass, well, there's no problem there. Right? No reason to make hay? Uh-huh.

Warning: That first link goes to Media Matters for America Obama, whose Jamison Foser should not be allowed to use the grown-up scissors.

(Thanks to eddiebear.)

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Sunday night hotassery

Boy only version.  Why no bipartisianship?  Shut up, I explained.

Look.  I'm in a foul, foul mood.  So I'm posting the pretty and happy and pretty and did I mention hotass to make myself feel better.



Guuuuuuuuuuuh.

Also what's the point of posting Dean without posting Hot Angel?



Hot Angel is Hot. 

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Bacon Explosion now for sale!

This is like a dozen kinds of awesomeness...

The Bacon Explosion is two pounds of bacon and two pounds of sausage. One pound of bacon is weaved around the sausage, and a pound of fried bacon in the center, with barbecue sauce over the whole things.

The Bacon Explosion sells for $29.99 for a full or $17.99 for a half. The full one serves 12, the half serves 6.

I beg to differ with their serving estimates. The full one serves me.

Anyway, aside from this being about bacon wrapped with sausage wrapped with bacon (I drooled on my keyboard just writing that), this is also about the entrepreneurial spirit of America. FUCK YEAH!

There's a brief video at the link. If you'll excuse me, I've got a flight to Kansas City to book.

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God must have been growing impatient

Lil' Kim Jong-il apparently has pancreatic cancer.  How much you want to bet he'll try and use those two US journalists as a bargaining chip to try and get better treatment?

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Now this is more like it

An Ode To Billy Mays.

I actually do miss him.  There was an Oxyclean commercial on the other day and I'll admit it, I sniffled. 

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Democrat Congressman Scammed In Ponzi Scheme Not Named The U.S. Tax Code

Oh, the irony!

According to Orlando’s Local 6, Grayson was an investor in a Ponzi scheme run by the company Derivium Capital. The scheme allowed Grayson and other investors to turn over stock to Derivium in exchange for cash loans and redeem the value later if the stock prices increased.

The station cited court filings indicating that Grayson transferred about $29 million in stock to the fund, taking out about $26 million in cash. A South Carolina court ruled earlier this year that Derivium shareholders were owed about $270 million in lost profits and that Grayson’s share of that would be about $34 million.

And you know what the ultimate irony of ironies is?

He is a member of the Financial Services Committee.

Fucking hilarious/scary/whatever.

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Dumbshit Congresscritters (BIRM) And YouTube Are A Dangerous Combination

Exhibit 182,213,982: Jim McDermott (D, WA).

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Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You May Remember Me From Traffic Videos Such As....

Wait! Wasn't Orange County supposed to be the bastion of common sense in SoCal? After seeing this, I am not so sure.

Included in the options that will be available starting in August is the Comedy for Less Traffic School, Pizza 4U Great Comedians Traffic School and the Great Comedians Traffic School.

 The new offerings put Orange County on par with a number of other California counties already offering such traffic class options.

The comedy school offer a more amusing take on refreshing drivers on the rules and procedures related to driving compared with the traditional classes.

Please, Lord, tell me that a shitload of Stimulus, Bailout, California IOU Money was spent on this. Pleaaasseeee.....

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Washington's state government in action

In these troubled times, it's nice to know that they're doing the all-important work that the people fish of the state have elected them to do.

(h/t)

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Your stimulus dollars at work

I'm so happy that the governor of Colorado has managed to fulfill my suspicions that our state's stimulus money would be spent poorly.

The governor's lawyers told the attorney general's office in February that they planned to hire outside counsel to help with the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act money. Deputy Attorney General Geoff Blue told them his office was willing to do it, but his offer was rejected.
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A few weeks later, Ritter hired Hogan & Hartson through a no-bid contract. So far, the firm has been paid $40,000 from federal funds.

Governor Bill Ritter was a partner at Hogan & Hartson until he was elected governor in 2006.

It seems the Democrats' thinking is that it doesn't matter how the money gets spent, as long as each and every penny is gone from our pockets and future generations' pockets, and into the pockets of Democratic cronies.

On a more positive note, State Senator Josh Penry has announced that he will be running for governor in 2010. He's a fiscal conservative who doesn't believe in getting government mucked up in social issues, and has done some remarkable things in Colorado's congress, including raising school standards and standing up to labor unions. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a presidential candidate in 2020, and it will be a welcome change, as he's stated repeatedly that the GOP doesn't deserve to regain power until spending is reined in. I'm sincerely looking forward to Penry giving Ritter the Rockefeller finger on November 3 of next year.

Vid of Penry speaking at the Denver Metro Young Republicans meeting in March below the fold.

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A thing of beauty

There's nothing on a Saturday morning like seeing Peggy Noonan getting her ass kicked. HARD. I can only hope this is the first in a series wherein Brooks, Frum, Dreher, et al are similarly dismantled.

Update: Link fixed.  Sorry about that.

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Behold! The Fans Of The Hope And Change Clinics!

I have no further words.

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