I'll forego making the obvious "Sobriety Test" play on his nickname, however, I reserve the right to make fun of the bad dyejob.  C'mon dude, a DUI? Booooo-ring!   You're gonna have to do better than that buddy, this week alone, we have a story about a huge stash of 'roids, and neither one of you clowns came close to the forced prostitution ring of Harrison "Hardbody" Norris.  I can't help myself,

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