March 11, 2008
Hillary Sighting in Northeast PA!
Thankfully Sadly I'm not sure which one yet, I was not there to witness Hillary in person. However, the local news channels have been following her every move, and doing the job this moronblogger is too lazy to do, and why not, let 'em do something other than covering house fires and car accidents for once. She landed at Wilkes Barre/Scranton International Airport, which used to be a proud partner with Hooters Air, before it went under.
I'm just here for the wings!
She was scheduled to go to a pizza run in Old Forge, but was briefly interrupted when some PA operatives of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy managed to capture her,
Hillary, as most would like to see her.
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I'm just here for the wings!
She was scheduled to go to a pizza run in Old Forge, but was briefly interrupted when some PA operatives of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy managed to capture her,
Hillary, as most would like to see her.
Hillary was momentarily stunned and disoriented by the trap set by the VRWC, and about 50 tranquilizer darts from workers with the PA Game Commission. A small child came forth to look at the politician in captivity(as all politicians should be),
Mommy, Mommy, look, a Stalinist!
Mommy, Mommy, look, a Stalinist!
At that moment, Hillary snapped out of her tranquilizer induced stupor, and is estimated to have devoured eight members of the PA Game Commission and six members of the VRWC before breaking out of the politico pen, the child is missing and was likely eaten as well. Hillary, after breaking out of her cell, went on to her stop at Revello's Cafe (video in link).
After her rampage at the Wilkes-Barre Scranton International Airport, and her stop at Revello's, she decided to have her rally at Scranton High School to give some calculated platitudes, like this,
Really? A second home? Or a second home because you know the only chance you have at recovering your campaign is in PA? Methinks the latter is the case. From what I saw, the crowd wasn't too enthused until she started namedropping things in Northeast PA.
In any case, she'll be going to Scranton's yearly St. Patrick's Day Parade, she's supposed to be with Fast Eddie Rendell for that. For those that don't know, Scranton area is very Irish, coal mining built that region, and a lot of the miners were Irish.
I so hope she commits some faux pas like when Kerry ordered swiss on his cheesesteak in Philly, and has one of these on St. Patrick's,
After her rampage at the Wilkes-Barre Scranton International Airport, and her stop at Revello's, she decided to have her rally at Scranton High School to give some calculated platitudes, like this,
But far from the roar of the crowd, the cheering, the signs and the music, Hillary Clinton told us about Pennsylvania. “People call things out to me. ‘I'm from Tunkhannock, I'm from Lake Winola.’ I said this before, Pennsylvania is like a second home to me and it really is,†said Clinton.
Really? A second home? Or a second home because you know the only chance you have at recovering your campaign is in PA? Methinks the latter is the case. From what I saw, the crowd wasn't too enthused until she started namedropping things in Northeast PA.
In any case, she'll be going to Scranton's yearly St. Patrick's Day Parade, she's supposed to be with Fast Eddie Rendell for that. For those that don't know, Scranton area is very Irish, coal mining built that region, and a lot of the miners were Irish.
I so hope she commits some faux pas like when Kerry ordered swiss on his cheesesteak in Philly, and has one of these on St. Patrick's,
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