And declare NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!  They're touting cardboard hangers as an alternative to plastic and wire. 

I'm gonna go ahead and make some predictions.  We'll hear complaints about the amount of paper we're using and the damage that the lumber industry is causing to forests in order to make these hangars.  

The second is that environmentalists declare wire or plastic is better for the environment within 20 years, assuming paper becomes the dominant type of hanger. 

Last, paper hangers will become like computers and plastic grocery bags, which were going to seriously reduce paper waste, but of course now we have non-biodegradable plastic bags everywhere, and computers have actually dramatically increased paper usage. 

Thank God we have the environmentalists to steer us ignorant rubes in the right direction, who knows what kind of catastrophe we could haplessly wander into without their guidance!

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