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Rep-elect Jason Chaffetz' Twitter account

It's right here, in case you feel like following him.

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Robert Mugabe Can Bring Teh Crazee Like Nobody's Business

Now he claims the civilized world planted the cholera epidemic and is plotting to invade his self-made shithole country.

President Robert Mugabe is under mounting pressure from the international community, especially Western nations which accuse him of ruining the once prosperous country and exposing its people to famine and disease.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has branded Mugabe's government a "blood-stained regime" and said it was responsible for the cholera epidemic that has killed at least 575 people. The world must tell Mugabe "enough is enough," he said.

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on Friday the veteran leader's departure from office was long overdue. On Sunday she repeated this assessment and said she and British Foreign Secretary David Miliband had discussed by telephone what to do about it.

The growing Western criticism signaled a plot to oust Mugabe's government militarily, Mugabe's spokesman George Charamba said.

"I don't know what this mad prime minister (Brown) is talking about. He is asking for an invasion of Zimbabwe ... but he will come unstuck," Charamba told the state-controlled Sunday Mail.

The government often blames Britain and other Western nations for Zimbabwe's meltdown, saying sanctions against Mugabe and his inner circle have sabotaged the economy.

No, your stupid collectivization policies are what turned what was once the breadbasket of Africa into a pariah state that can't support itself any longer.

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That's Not A Party, Mate!

This is a party!

Police initially said the brawl involved about 600 patrons outside an unnamed George Street venue in Parramatta.

But a police spokeswoman later said she unable to confirm how many people were involved in the brawl, which occurred at about 11.45pm (AEDT) on Sunday.

"We had 600 people that were in the street but that doesn't mean that every one of them was involved in the brawl," the spokeswoman said.

"It was more that we had a large number of people that had to be dispersed and within that large number of people there were a number of people that got into altercations."

Police said local officers were confronted with "very intoxicated, brawling patrons" with additional police called in from neighbouring commands, PolAir, the dog squad and the public order and riot squad.

Two security guards were taken to hospital for treatment after one was glassed in the brawl.

Dude, why is it all the cool shit happens Down Under?

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Kids these days

Not content with sneaking their dads' beers, smoking joints in the basement, licking toads, and all the other stuff we used to do to get our kicks, the youth of today have apparently found a new and disturbing way to party:

It seems kids have found a new way to get high by inserting vodka soaked tampons into the vagina. And just so the boys won't be left out, it works rectally as well.

I think I'll stick to the more, um, traditional way of ingesting my Val-U-Rite, thank you.

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F*cking hat

Hilarious.  A parrot that found his way to some pills that are supposed to boost sex drive, and tried to mate with his owner's hat.

Also a belated happy birthday to our co-blogger bmac! 

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The new "New Deal"

Joe takes a look.  I think I fall on the side that hopes this is as far as the Democrats stupid and destructive ideas go...

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Because it can never be said enough

On this, a day that has lived in infamy, thank you, thank you and thank you again to all of those who served, are serving or will serve in our armed forces. I am free because of the sacrifice of others and I will never take that for granted.

I'm sure everyone saw this over at the Moron In Chief's but it's worth listening to again.

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Louisiana runoff results

The GOP won two seats in Congress in Louisiana's runoff elections today. 

1) Joseph Cao knocked out Rep. William "Cold Cash" Jefferson to become the first person to represent New Orleans in Congress since 1891. 

2) Republican John Fleming won a seat in the 4th District by 356 votes.  There will probably be a recount.

Here's the CNN write-up of Jefferson's loss. 

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We missed a Moron Milestone

Yesterday was the 75th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition, the end of a dark era for our Moron ancestors, who were forced to buy bathtub Val-U-Rite vodka from the likes of Al Capone while dodging Elliot Ness and a shotgun-toting Sean Connery.



Anyway, drink up, Morons!

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Take that, you shameless hussies!

There will be no more Bratz dolls after Christmas.

I blame the culture for creating them in the first place! The way those trollops sit there plastic and lifeless, flaunting their plasticness! Thank God they can no longer infect America with their brazen sluttiness. Whew.

/Laura Ingraham

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Planned Parenthood is in so much hot water

Via FoxNews.

LiveActionFilms.org has caught a Planned Parenthood in Bloomington, IN advising a girl they were told was 13 years old how to get her 31-year-old boyfriend to take her across state lines to get an abortion, circumventing parental notification laws. The 'health practitioner' (I hate calling her that, because it's obvious that health is not what she's practicing here) is legally obligated to report the case to Child Protective Services, but instead claims she 'didn't hear the age'.

Vid below the fold.  Why they're concealing the face of the nurse is beyond me - if this woman was living in my neighborhood, I'd want to know so I could keep my children as far away from her as possible.  She should be jailed for child endangerment and as an accessory to child sexual abuse.

This is the same Planned Parenthood organization that is offering gift certificates, BTW. 

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Merry Christmas

Best ornaments evah.

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In my Christmas stocking I want, part 5

Nativity ducks.

A word of warning, this might be the least offensive item at MissPoppy's if you're very religious at all. If you're very not religious, and have a smoker in your life that you're struggling to find a gift for, this might be appropriate.

Oh, and did I mention they offer free APO/FPO shipping for the holidays?

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The goggles...they do NOTHING...

I could live a long, happy life without ever seeing these pictures.

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Quote of the Day

Andrew Sullivan says he "begged" McCain campaign to give him something to "kill" the Palin baby story off. I would've suggested dignity.

- Jon Henke

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Maybe St. Andi WIll Want To Take Up The Outdoors Life Now

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Oh, for God's sake, just shut up already

I'll give you three guesses as to what Excitable Andi (no link per editorial policy) is talking about here, and the first two don't count:

Maybe I am crazy to even wonder. Or maybe we have witnessed one of the biggest frauds in American political history and the biggest failures among the American media in a very, very long time.

Well, Andi, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that it's the former, you shrieking, hysterical, demented (and I mean that in the literal sense) douche.

(h/t)

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I guess the glove fit this time

OJ is going to the big house for 15 years.

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A Convergence of Morons; LINK FIXED (kinda)

**Apparently links don't work in the new Facebook, so just search "The Moronosphere Facebook Bureau" and you'll find it.  And feel free to add me.**

Ask and you shall receive.  There is finally a group especially for Morons on Facebook (not geographically tethered to Chicago)!

To celebrate the occasion I booked one of the biggest rock and roll bands in rock and roll history: Neil Hamburger and the Take Your Hat Off Choir.  They're singing their #1 rock and roll hit, "Take Your Hat Off."

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