October 21, 2008
Maf54 (11:25:30 PM): Hey
Presidentjesus (11:25:37 PM): sup
Prezidentjesus (11:25:42 PM): sup?
Prezidentjesus (11:26:00 PM): so what r u up 2?
Maf54 (11:26:11 PM): lol, back from rehab
Maf54 (11:26:17 PM): it sucks
Prezidentjesus (11:26:22 PM): lol
Maf54 (11:26:28 PM): how my favorite young stud candidate doing
Prezidentjesus (11:26:49 PM): lol im going 2 win!!!!!!!!
Maf54 (11:26:59 PM): hawt
Maf54 (11:27:05 PM): you tired
Prezidentjesus (11:27:09 PM): yeah
Maf54 (11:27:16 PM): lol, come to florida
Maf54 (11:27:23 PM): i'll give u a massage
Maf54 (11:28:00 PM): did i scare u off bary?
Maf54 (11:28:05 PM): barry
Prezidentjesus (11:28:09 PM): no
Prezidentjesus (11:28:15 PM): ugh i have a big speech tomorrow
Maf54 (11:28:20 PM): ummmmmmmmmmm
Prezidentjesus (11:28:28 PM): dont laugh, it hard campaigning without a teleprmter
Prezidentjesus (11:28:31 PM): telepromter
Maf54 (11:28:35 PM): lol campaigning is hard
Maf54 (11:28:48 PM): ur campaigning makes me hard
Maf54 (11:28:55 PM): lol
Prezidentjesus (11:29:11 PM): lol, i get that alot
Maf54 (11:29:35 PM): lol, i think i'm endorsing you
Prezidentjesus (11:29:59 PM): whut?
Maf54 (11:30:15 PM): i'm endorsing you, it'll be hawt
Maf54 (11:30:20 PM): g2g
Prezidentjesus (11:30:27 PM): wait
Maf54 Signed off at 11:30:30 PM.
Prezidentjesus (11:33:34 PM): Hey turf
Axelturfn2008 (11:34:15 PM): yeah
Axelturfn2008 (11:34:55 PM): busy
Prezidentjesus (11:35:05 PM): mark foleys endorsing me
Prezidentjesus (11:35:15 PM): shit
Axelturfn2008 (11:35:16 PM): shit
Prezidentjesus (11:35:30 PM): lol
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MUST CREDIT MORON PUNDIT:
In a stunning development, recent research has determined that every news story, historical document, interview and speech regarding or given by Barack Obama confirms that he is, in fact, a lying, unqualified DoucheNozzle.
Clete Washer, president of the Douchebag Research Institute says:
Basically everything he says is a calculated lie. Our research not only provides conclusive evidence that he is a douchenozzle but that he may, in fact, present to America the first presidential candidate douche trifecta(bag, nozzle and fluid).And that doesn't even take into account how unqualified he is. Every association, mentor, friend or enemy he has ever had only magnifies his capacity to clean and freshen female genetalia. This is quite unprecedented.
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I can't really go into sourcing but I was just made aware of a man who legally changed his name to Mostamazing Mostbeautiful.
Tell me that isn't fucking awesome. I'm changing my name to MostStupid NeedsMedication.
What are you changing your name to?
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Barack Obama, campaigning in the key swing state of Florida, is seeking to capitalize on the excitement over the World Series-bound Tampa Bay Rays, telling a Tampa crowd he was “showing some love for the Rays,†several members of which joined him onstage.What a shocker. In related news, the sun is expected to rise in the east tomorrow morning.
Only problem?
Obama, a self-avowed Chicago White Sox fan, declared his allegiance earlier this month for the Rays’ National League opponent in baseball’s championship, the Philadelphia Phillies.
On Oct. 11, Obama told a crowd in the City of Brotherly Love — the biggest city on the key swing state of Pennsylvania: “My White Sox are gone, so I’ll go ahead and root for the Phillies now.â€
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October 20, 2008
"I think it's clear that the fundamentals are better than the psychology."
Go here to find out.
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11:55 PM
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Bernanke's remarks before the House Budget Committee marked his first endorsement of another round of energizing stimulus, something that Democrats on Capitol Hill have been pushing. The Bush administration, however, has been cool to the notion.
"With the economy likely to be weak for several quarters, and with some risk of a protracted slowdown, consideration of a fiscal package by the Congress at this juncture seems appropriate," Bernanke testified.
Well, leave it to the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board to slice like a hammer.
Mr. Bernanke could have begged off -- and would have been wiser to do so -- given how much the Fed has already made itself a political lightning rod with its many Wall Street interventions. He might also have thought twice about endorsing one party's policy preferences a mere two weeks before Election Day given his obligation to preserve the Fed's independence. We can remember when tougher Fed chairmen used to refrain from adjusting interest rates close to an election for fear of seeming to be political; they would never have dreamed of meddling in campaign tax and spending debates.
Perhaps Mr. Bernanke's blunderbuss political intrusion will win him more Democrat friends, and maybe even Mr. Obama's goodwill. To the rest of the world, he has harmed the Fed and made himself less credible.
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11:53 PM
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10:42 PM
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I hope a pack of rabid weasels hurtles through the stands and starts to chew on Belichick's head.
LIAR! LIAR! YOU CAN'T TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING EVER CAN YOU!
Why, looking at him, you'd think that he was someone who would blatantly lie about where he began his career and what he's done since then.
Oh. Wait. That was an Obama commercial that just came on that made me think that. Sorry.
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Chicago's former schools chief has flunked the education foundation headed by Barack Obama and founded by 1960s terrorist Bill Ayers - saying it failed to monitor projects and funded school "reform" groups that campaigned against boosting academic standards.Hope. Change. The judgment to flush tens of millions of dollars down the toilet."There was a total lack of accountability. If you went back and asked, you'd be hard-pressed to find out how the money was spent," said Paul Vallas, the city's school superintendent when Obama chaired the Chicago Annenberg Foundation from 1995 to 1999.
Annenberg spent $49.5 million, mostly on grants to 211 public schools that partnered with community-based groups. But despite collecting millions, those schools performed no better than other public schools, a study found.
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07:22 PM
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"I think Obama might be starting to have a Messiah complex." - Lou Dobbs.
(How anyone ever takes this man seriously is beyond me.)
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05:08 PM
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It happened that I found myself heading out for a business trip on Monday afternoon, so I did what many businessmen do in such circumstances: I swung by the magazine shop at the airport to purchase some reading material.
I selected two magazines, one on the latest PC video games coming out, and another one of a more literary bent which prominently featured photographs of aspiring models and actresses.
Thanks to the awful service I received, I have created the Literature Buyer’s Bill of Rights.
Right #1: Literary Magazines Will be Stored Above Sports Magazines
Sometimes, the literary magazines are stored in the most inopportune place, such as above Cosmo and Better Homes and Gardens. Why this should be, I cannot say. But with society's continuing prejudice against intellectuals, particularly those who enjoy magazines which specialize in amateur boudoir stories, it's imperative that the literary magazines be stored above titles which feature sports, cars, or at the limit technology, so that men can peruse the titles with a semblance of cover for fear that small-minded bigots will judge them.
Otherwise, one is forced to make a dash-and-grab play to avoid being mocked by passers-by, and you might end up with something that features Norman Mailer. And nobody wants that.
Right #2: Nubile Young Women Shall Not Be Allowed to Sell Literary Magazines
You'd think that this would be a no-brainer, yet many a vendor violates this. The only place that nubile young women should sell literary magazines is in upscale films of a mature and adult nature. Otherwise their talents should be applied where they are far more appropriate, in the barkeeping and modeling industry.
Right #3: You have the right to avoid eye contact
This is particularly important in light of vendors who will insist, for various reasons of the labor pool and EOO compliance, that they must hire nubile young woman. But you shouldn't have to make eye contact with her to get her to acknowledge that you're trying to buy literature. You're embarrassed enough.
In fact, it would be better if stores provided sunglasses to all clients. Yes, that would help. I think we'll make that Right #4: stores which sell literature will also supply sunglasses for all clients, regardless of their purchasing plans.
Right #5: Staffers Will Never, Ever, Ever, Riffle Through Literary Magazines when you Bring the Up for Purchase and remark “I’ve never read this magazine before; what is it about?â€
This is a big no-no. When you lay your magazines down, in the classic Trojan Horse arrangement (literature on bottom, PC Gaming magazine on top), the clerk should never, ever, pick up and riffle through either magazine. Particularly not the literary one. For one thing, it spoils the surprise of seeing the big words and well-trimmed poetry inside. Part of the joy of literary magazines is seeing it all for the first time, not having it ruined by getting a quickie while the clerk is trying to figure out what the most prominent features of the magazine are.
Right #6: You have the right to have your literature put into an opaque bag immediately, not left laying on the counter like a big neon sign.
This should be the first thing that clerks learn: "when a literature fancier purchases a magazine, immediately put it into the bag. Don't leave it laying on the counter while you fiddle trying to log onto the register with the other magazine in your hand." I mean, that's just common sense, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Right #7: No price checks. If the price isn't easily obtained, your literature is free.
Imagine that you're standing at the register, with four people behind you, and a bookstore crowded with people, and the dipshit behind the counter can't figure out the price, so she yells to the slacker putting out the latest crap from Clive Cussler "Hey, Joe, can you check the price of Ass Stories Weekly for me?"
It's like the night of the vespers all over again.
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But I repeat myself.
Here's my problem with these 'idealist' shitfuckers. They rail on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and fucking on about needing to enforce accountability on successful businessmen while simultaneously and consistently assuming that proven, convicted felons and losers and unemployed societal leeches should be given the benefit of the doubt in all fucking cases.
The fuck you say?
What kind of fucked up society operates on the assumption that its shining stars are corrupt, evil monsters while actively ignoring even the possibility that its dredges may, in fact, be up to no good.
Motherfuckers.
Exit Question: Is it just me or does it seem that every time you get a bunch of liberal asshats in charge of a bunch of money, you have the most egregious examples of graft, nepotism and corruption imaginable (United Nations anyone)? Could it be that their ridiculous and unrealistic class-warfare-based view of human nature is... I don't know... wrong?
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Here are the details from Erick Erickson at RedState (emphasis in the original):
If I were one of the Texas-22 citizen questioners attending this debate, I would ask a simple question of Congressman Lampson: does Lampson anticipate getting his wife's vote in the November election?
Turns out, according to sources we have in Texas, that Nick Lampson's wife is not even registered to vote in Texas 22.
She lives in Beaumont, TX - at an address well outside of the district - and this is where she is registered. She's in the 2nd District, and is represented by Republican Ted Poe. The address is on Collier Road in Beaumont.
Why does it matter? Well, you can find out why at the link.
You can donate to Pete Olson's campaign here.
**Cross-posted at Down the Ticket**
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“I’m told that Charlie Black told McCain, ‘If you pick anyone else, you’re going to lose. But if you pick Palin you may win.’ â€
Which is what we've been saying here, probably before Charlie Black was saying it. If you look at that article, yes, McCain wanted to pick Lieberman, and yes, he would have been utterly crushed in November had he done so.
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As Jonn at This Ain't Hell points out, there is a problem with union leaders and members getting whacked, but the Colombian government has assembled a task force to try and investigate and prevent these crimes, and has been very successful, attacks on union members have dropped sharply. As always, the Colombians meet Obama's latest litmus test, only to have him create a new one for them. Is this going to be how we treat our allies who are making positive advances in the developing world under an Obama administration?
Obama's excuse for opposing the Colombia trade deal is based on a lie. The Colombians have worked to stop attacks on union members, and had significant success, as Obama demanded. Is it time to reconsider the Colombian trade deal, Barry, or will you find a new lie to base your opposition on? Or do you just want to see the thugs of FARC get a second chance?
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So much so, they are spending a bunch of money on a helpline with Cherokke speakers. Only problem?
But there is not even one speaker of the Red Indian language in Britain.
Another of the languages made available to callers on the NHS is Laotian – even though official Government figures show only one native of Laos has a current UK work permit.
Previous estimates have put the total cost to taxpayers of providing interpreters for immigrants at £500million a year.
Details of the latest waste were given in a parliamentary answer to Tory Shadow Health Minister Mike Penning.
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That's pretty accurate, though it doesn't mention Barack Obama, Chris Dodd, or Barney Frank.
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