Standard Moonbat Rant, Still Kinda Funny

It starts out...

George W. Bush is an American Hitler.

Damn, dude!   Godwinned on the first line, you don't mess around, huh?


Pic just because...

We can no longer deny that unpleasant reality and we must face the sad fact that the President of the United States is an international war criminal, a despot who sanctions torture and a madman who is nothing less than a mass murderer.

Here, breathe...

Impeachment of this criminal is no longer an option. It is a necessity. Bush, along with his partner in crime Dick Cheney, must be removed from office. They must be arrested and tried for their crimes and, upon conviction, they must be punished to the full extent of the law.

  

Did he write this himself or did he copy and paste together a medley of other moonbat rants?

The United States can no longer sit back and allow the slow, plodding wheels of Democracy take its course. We cannot wait until January 20, 2009, to remove these thugs from office. It must happen now. He is a threat not only to the peace and security of the United States but represents a clear and present danger to the world as we know it.

You're right, better get crackin!  We're right behind you...heh.

Bush is an international terrorist far more dangerous than Osama bin Laden. Bush is a Hitler with nuclear weapons, an unhinged, megalomaniacal madman bent on world destruction.

Mein Gott!  Could this piece get anymore cliche?  Well I guess if he was writing Bushitler...

I’m sorry, but as an American I can no longer sit back and leave the removal of George W. Bush from office to the flawed political system. That is the system that put him into office, not once but twice, and it is the system that has allowed him to seize control of the government and subvert the will of the American people.

Translation from the original Liberal Doofus to American English: "I can no longer sit back, I'm gonna furiously punch out more and more crazy rants that are borderline threats that I don't have the balls to carry out, but I hope I goad some nutcase into doing it for me."

The Democratic leadership of Congress failed the American people by not delivering on the promises that swept them into power in the 2006 midterm elections. The only way they can restore credibility is by taking the drastic, but necessary, steps to remove Bush and Cheney from office before they destroy this nation and the world.

Translation:  "Democrats better do what us Nutroots want or we'll act like the loons we are in public, embarrass them and undermine their election campaigns."

I truly believe the situation is that desperate, that this nation cannot survive another 15 months with Bush and his cronies in power.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

The time to act is now…before it is too late.

Too late for what?  You to write another pathetic, cliche-ridden piece calling for a forceful removal of Bush and pretending like you'll be spearheading the effort yourself?

I only pray it not already too late.

What a goof...

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