I had wanted to write about the stupid "Dog the Bounty Hunter threw racial slurs at his kids girlfriend" story, but as the story rolled on, I wanted to do it less and less, because it had become so mindnumbingly retarded I didn't want to wrap my head around it.  I reached this stage,




 If you're clueless on who the guy is, South Park does a pretty excellent goof on the show here.  Its South Park so that's your content warning.

There aren't any good guys in this story.  When you first hear the story, you're not surprised the guy uses racial slurs.  The guy looks dresses and acts like he tried out to be a pro-wrestler for the WWF in the 80's, didn't make the cut and never quite got over it.  He even has the pro-wrestler nickname,


Making his way to the ring, carrying a big fucking can of bear mace, Duane "The Doooooooooog" Chapmaaaan!

Then you actually hear or read the audio, and you end up hating the guy.  He whines that his son can't bring his girlfriend there because they use racial slurs at the house and didn't want to have it out there in a way that would hurt their career.  Seriously, brah?  You simply can't be bothered to not use racial slurs when your kid's girlfriend is around?  You don't mean to be racist?  Well, lemme help you,


and fucking lazy too!

At this point, I thought the guy was a total dickhead, still do, for that reason.  Beyond that, I'm pretty sure there are younger kids in the house, so nothing like leading by example...which leads me to the next point.

His kid is a slimy little bastard too.  The kid sold the tape of his father's racist rant for a truckload of money.  Apparently the kid is a bit of a junkie and spent time in prison for it.  It seems like he's sort of the black sheep of the family, which causes problems, so he sold the tape to get back at his family and make a boatload of cash at the same time.  He's as scuzzy as his father.

Then there is the parasitic relationship between the media and "black leadership."  They live for stories like this, they overplay them, and feast off of the ratings they build with their self important, self created drama.  And I can't stand 'em.

The sad part is it takes away from decent media types, who do exist, and real black leadership who make positive change.  You'll never hear about the decent black leadership, because they aren't tools like all the ones who spend all their time shamelessly whoring themselves on TV, but you'll feel their effect, and God bless 'em.

I rarely watch the show anymore because both hosts are fucking dunces, but I've seen some of the shameless, overwrought bullshit I've ever seen on TV watching the first ten minutes of Hannity&Colmes over the past two, three days.

Days of bringing in "black leadership" to discuss the stupid story and the deep rooted impact on race relations or somesuch garbage.  WWF superstar Duane "Dog" Chapman pathetically flagellating himself on the show after show to try and salvage his B+list fame and try and convince people he's not a racist.   Days of Colmes' mindless squishy rambling, Hannity's stupid anchorman "concerned face."

I'm sick of it, put Dog, his kid, all the media leeches, and the attention whoring "black leadership" who are reveling in this stupid media driven melodrama into a TV studio, lock the doors from the outside, and send up a B-52 with a full payload.

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