Some people are outraged! that the lead character in the new Resident Evil is white, and there will be zombies who used to be black people.  The new RE is set in Africa, where the latest zombie outbreak occurs.  The claim is that its designed to teach whitey to hate, kill and keep black people down, but not just whitey, but his little cracker kids too.

 Of course the crew at Joystiq points out what crap this is, first the game is M, as all RE games have been, so little kids shouldn't have access to them anyway, of course that doesn't stop moronic parents from buying them for their kids, but still. As they also point out, every RE game has had zombies (or their functional equivalent in RE4) that were white.  Did we hear any whining that the RE series was teaching people to shoot white people?  No, we didn't.  

Of course the liberal doucherockets at The Village Voice have been banging the "OMG RACISM!!!!!1!1!!eleventy!1" drum too.



So help me God, the Grievance Lobby better not deny me my new Resident Evil game...and they better not force Capcom into modding it to cave to their bitching either so that it ends up sucking.

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I'm sure you can figure out what this is gonna be before you even read it.  Universal health care, race relations would be better, less individualistic, capitalistic, widespread distribution of wealth, whitey would be put in his place, less violent.  Why, we'd be like Canada! 

Hello, HotAir readers!

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Clever idea!  Thanks to PattyAnn for it.  You can tell I'm a n00b at this blogging thing.

The first link is to a poll being given at Nice Deb's, basically a "which liberal is pissing you off most at the moment" poll.  Its actually a tough question, they are all worthy of your disdain on a near equal level and in their own very special way.

The second is to S. Weasel.  Weasel's got a bit of an offbeat sense of humor, so you might like this.  His site is masterfully designed, its really is neat to look at, I say visit for that alone.  Of course Weasel isn't the only one to delve into mammalian penis bone based humor.

Springtime, for Barack, and Berkeley!  Cuffy asks the all important question...

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What a slow news day....

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The ad is for Intel.

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I know what you're thinking, in the sleazy hotel room, holding a crack pipe?  Not quite, but close!  He'll likely be featured in a Scandal Room, along with Nixon and Bill Clinton.  Heh, I bet Clinton will love that, he's spent so much of his time out of office obsessively trying to defend and build the Clinton Legacy, only to get his Tussaud figure put in the same room as the crack smoking john, Marion Barry.

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