October 20, 2007

Dumbass Truther Cranks Heckle Bill Maher On His Crappy Show

I don't have a dog in this fight, my dislike for Bill Maher and the Truthers is on a nearly equal level, I say they deserve each other.  For those that don't remember a week or two ago, Maher basically called the Truthers a bunch of cranks, which they are,

Well, the Truthers paid him a little visit.

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October 19, 2007

Impotent Rage Boy Finds Obnoxious Dickhead Pete Stark's Rant Refreshing

You would, wouldn't you Keith?

Thanks to Ace.

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I Could Have Told You This: Philly The Ugliest City in America

In every sense of the word, Philly people are unattractive and total assholes, the place is a hellhole in every sense.  Its like Detroit's ambassador to the Northeast.  Give it to Jersey, Philly's an embarrassment to the rest of the state.

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Harry Reid Tries To Take Credit for Rush's Auction

What a fucking weasel, I swiped the transcript from Ace, and fixed the ALL CAPS FORMAT IT WAS IN, left the bold.

Reid: ...This week, Rush Limbaugh put the original copy of that letter up for auction on e-Bay. Mr. President, we didn't have time, or we could have gotten every senator to sign that letter. But he put the letter up for auction on e-Bay and I think very, very constructively, left the proceeds of that it go to the Marine Corps Law Enforcements Foundation. That provides scholarship assistance to Marines and Federal Law Enforcement personnel whose parents fall in the line of duty.

What could be a more worthwhile cause?

I think it's really good that this money on e-Bay is going to be raised for this purpose. When I spoke to Mark May he and I thought this probably wouldn't make much money, a letter written by Democratic Senators complaining about something. This morning, THE BID IS MORE THAN $2 MILLION FOR THIS. We Have watched it during the week. It keeps going up-and-up and up. There's only a little bit of time left on it. But it certainly is going to be more than $2 MILLION. Never did we think that this letter would bring money of this nature. And, for the cause, Madam President, it is extremely good.

Now, everyone knows that Rush Limbaugh and I don't agree on everything in life and maybe that is kind of an understatement. But without qualification Mark May, the owner of the network that has Rush Limbaugh and Rush Limbaugh should know that this letter that they're auctioning is going to be something that raises money for a worthwhile cause.  I don't know what we could do more important than helping to ensure that children of our fallen soldiers and police officers who have fallen in the line of duty have the opportunity for their children to have a good education. Think of this, more than $2 million - that will really help. That's, again, an understatement. There's only a little bit of time left so I would ask those that are wanting to do more, that they can go to Harry Reid Letter and it will come up on e-Bay.  I encourage anyone interested with the means to consider contributing to this worthwhile cause. I strongly believe when we can put our differences aside, even Harry Reid and Rush Limbaugh, we should do that and try to accomplish good things for the American people.  This does that, Madam President.  More than $2 million for a letter signed by this Senator and my friends.

Maybe he could sell off someof his ill-gotten real estate and chip in an extra 2 mil?


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Infamous Harry Reid Letter to Rush Now Bidding at Over $2 Million!

Wow...that's just over Four Million! once Rush puts his cut into the collection.  That's gonna help a lot of people, its awesome that Rush has used this as a way to help out a worthy cause.  Its great how Rush used this and spun it around on the Dems.

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Thai Cops Captured Internationally Wanted Monster

Remember the bastard that Interpol was able to identify by taking a picture of him they found online and undoing the swirl effect done to cover his face?   Well, they caught the dirtbag

The pictures showed the monster abusing over ten young children from Vietnam and Cambodia, all but one were boys.  They found him Thailand by finding his boyfriend and getting tips from Thai trannies from a shady town.  He had been teaching in South Korea, but fled to Thailand when Interpol released his picture.  I wouldn't be surprised if accusations surfaced in South Korea too.

He was also wanted in Thailand for trying to solicit a teenager and a nine year old.  Thai law demands that he be tried in Thailand first for his crimes, for which he can get 20 years, Canada is deciding whether he'll be tried under Canada law, and undoubtedly Vietnam and Cambodia would probably like to do the same.

Here's a photo roundup, which includes the picture of his unswirled face they used to catch him

Good work by Interpol and by the police in Germany, who were the ones to find and unswirl the pics, and by the Thai police for hunting the bastard down...my only complaint is that Thai police didn't shoot the animal on sight and claim he resisted. 

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October 18, 2007

Hookers Testify Against Guy Who Bribed "Duke" Cunningham

You remember Cunningham, right?  Busted for bribes and whatnot?  Well, he also got escorts, and they're testifying against the guy who was bribing him about meetings in fancy hotels and resorts,

Donna Rosetta said she was chauffeured to a private villa at the Hapuna Beach Prince Hotel in Kamelua, Hawaii, in August 2003 by an escort service she worked for.

Rosetta? I thought she was a lesbian...

So I'm sure you're asking, did he pay well?

She and Cunningham went to a bedroom, and he tipped her $50 to $80, she said.


Rosetta, surely you didn't give it up to this for a mere eighty bucks, didja?

Anyway, the guy gave Cunningham pretty much anything he could have ever wanted, all kinds of trips to gorgeous resorts and beautiful locations, trips to golf courses, private jet rides, Super Bowl tickets and pretty much whatever the hell his little heart desired.  In exchange, he had Cunningham's ear whenever he wanted it.  He also kept contact with several other prominent congresscritters. 

The guy is pleading not guilty, and is being defended by Mark Geragos, who is probably trying to save his clients ass with a technicality.  He's looking at up to 20 years.

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October 17, 2007

...And Your Little Dog, Too!

Yeah, yeah, I know, I try to do original content, but some things you hafta do...You've probably heard the Ellen DeGeneres story, where she gave a dog she adopted to a friend and the adoption program confiscated it for policy violation. And the overly emotional plea on her daily talk show...

Well, I have a solution, read this one in the Bible...okay, I'm gonna need a chainsaw and a pair of goggles...

Whaaaaaat?  If you know your Bible you know how the story ends, quit looking at me like that!

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Chocolate Jesus to be Resurrected for All Saints Day

From the utterly tedious and predictable swipe at Catholicism files...remember Chocolate Jesus


Well, he's going to rise again, this time in a display in Chelsea.  Invitations are going out soon and they will be,

...featuring a "scratch n' sniff" on the breasts of a likeness of the Virgin Mary.

Here's the stock, "this is offensive" statement,

"It sounds pretty sick to me," said John Horvat, a spokesman for the American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property. "Obviously this man has an agenda. He's targeting very revered religious figures."

and of course, the stock, "its been misinterpreted/you just don't get the artists intent" statement,

"I see it as basically a show about healing," Ronald Sosinski said. "The sculptures are extremely traditional when you see them in their use of material. When you first see them they look like bronzes."

Huh?  About healing?  Is that like the art worlds version of "Its satire, wingnuts!"?  If you're gonna put something obnoxious up, man up nancy, say it and own up to the fact you just want to stir up trouble.

Here's the artists defense,

"Depictions of Jesus in plastic or wood are what I find offensive," he said. "With my work, you don't want it to melt, so you have to be more aware of the time you have with it. It's more alive."


Cosimo Cavallaro, the Canadian-born artist, did not want to reveal where the sculpture has been stored because of threats, said it had to be repaired after mice gnawed at its fingers, toes, and nose.

Yeah, you really showed awareness of it as it was getting chewed up in some warehouse by rodents...yes I get why he put it there, but if he was really concerned about it as he says he is, he would have made damn sure the thing wouldn't have been getting chewed up by vermin.  I'm not annoyed by the stupid display as much as I am the BS he and the people around him are slinging in copious quantity in order to avoid admitting this was just an exercise in trashing holy symbols in order to stir things up.

I know some people might find this stuff outrageoustm! but I'm past it, this sort of "daring swipe" at Christianity has become so cliche that I'm just unfazed by it.  Its the art world's equivalent of banging a sippy cup on a hi-chair and throwing a tantrum for attention.

Its not daring, if Catholics were rioting in the streets every time someone dessecrated a holy image and beheading critics in front of handi-cams while shouting "God Wills It!",  these sort of swipes at the Catholic Church would be daring, but its not.  You get a few stock responses from a few Christian/Catholic groups, a few angry letters, one or two nutbar threats, and that's it. 

The truth is, its analogous to the Left and the nutroots pretending they're anti-establishment, they aren't, yet they continue the charade, despite the fact you can't possibly get more establishment than demanding strong, authoritarian central authority and accepting no substitute for it.

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October 16, 2007

Coulter Hacked?

***Hello Hotair readers, feel free to browse around and comment...or not, whatever.***

Lefties are in a frenzy, it takes forever to load, but here's the link, and it says the following in a post titled, An Open Letter To Readers,

Dear Readers,

I've been participating in a charade for nearly eleven years, now. Quite frankly, I'm sick of it. You have all been a part of a sick joke that I began considering shortly after first getting on the air. At first, it was quite interesting to see how people would react when I would use twisted logic and poorly masked bigotry.

But eleven years is a long time to be living a fake life, and I can no longer tolerate this falsity. Even someone as fake as I tires out eventually.

Here's the truth, I don't care what people believe. Jews don't need to be "made perfect" as I so arrogantly proclaimed to Editor & Publisher not a half week ago. I don't even care if people are Muslim. Granted, I don't know much about the religion or the people, but they are people. This is something that we cannot forget, they are in an abhorrent situation. These people are in need of education. Perhaps if we did not participate in causing them misery, they would not hate us so.

In fact, does it really matter whether we are Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, or even Pagan? We are one nation. One. We should not let petty differences separate us, we are all American, and should act in that manner.

And with that, my precious viewers, I bid you adieu. My career as a media figurehead is over.


Ann Coulter

P.S. - Oh, and Bill O'Reilly is also just acting.

Haha, did it again. Oh, those silly web admins...they just embarrass themselves.

(Admins, check for an e-mail address in the CMS. Find it. I know you will.)

Ah, I think I see what they did, when you go to her archived pages, you can't find a link, but you can put in the direct URL and there it is.  Its not a blatantly obvious thing that would get pulled down in five minutes.

From Hotair reader MirCat, go here, you get the following message,


E-mail me about your security issues and we can talk.

Reader David sends me Foobars Xanga, where he explains why he Haxx0red Coulter.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Why I Hacked Ann Coulter

Dear all,

First, I would like to thank everyone who dugg the story and made it hit the front page.  I didn't even think it would hit 50 diggs, but hey, I've been wrong once or twice before.

I read every single comment on Reddit, Digg, and all of the other blogs and sites that wrote about my stunt, but nobody really understood my reasoning (not that I expected anyone to do so either).

No, I am not Jewish.  In fact, I'm an Arab.  Yeah, I'm an Arab who is completely against bigotry, social/political conservatism, and organized religion (when we start things like the Crusades).  Suffice to say, I'm a left-wing atheist.

But what she said about Jews...totally messed up.  Jews don't need to be "perfected," Coulter.  Jews are people, and Christians are people; people are never "perfect," you dolt.  I, an Arab, whose family hates Jews (especially my mom...I brought a Jewish chick home once; totally didn't go over well), had to do something when you crossed that line to preserve my own self-conscious as a hacktivist if for no other reason.  I wanted to say that I do not support your bigotry, I do not support your idiocy, and I do not support your hatred for all that were born differently than you.

Anyway, I feel that I've made my point loud and clear.  This is not the last time you all will hear from me, so keep your eyes open and keep watching the news.

Comments & feedback - foobar93@yahoo.com

Thank you all again for your praise.


P.S. - Coulter, you should thank me for raising your site's rank from 60,000 to 30,000 in about a day.  You probably made a decent amount of money off of that.  Tool.

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October 15, 2007

Media Matters May Be Violating Maryland Non-Profit Laws

More excellent investigating by ConBelle.  I suggest you read up, if this is true, it may spell trouble for Media Matters.

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Brits Pulling Own Teeth and Doing Own Dental Work

Brits are unable to afford trips to the dentist, and some are even resorting to pulling their own teeth and repairing their own bridge and crownwork. No wonder people always goof on Brits for having bad teeth...


The National Health System doesn't cover dental care except for children, pregnant women and necessary work, but necessary work only gets partial coverage.   There is a shortage of dentists in Britain, and the limited number they have are often overworked and overscheduled.  Some Brits are going overseas to have work done. 

I think we ought to be charitable and send a few of ours over...

This is obligatory too...

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October 12, 2007

Tennessee State Rep. Briley Found in Casino After He Left Rehab

Remember Rep. Briley, the Tennessee representative who got busted on a DUI and gave his lovely version of "Springtime for Hitler"?  Well, he's back in the news after fleeing from his rehab center.  He checked himself back out of rehab and disappeared, causing his brother to file a missing person report, apparently he was upset about the negative press he was getting.

 He was found at a casino, and is OK...sort of, the guy's a real mess.  As much as I like goofing on him for being a total douche to the cops, I feel a little bad that he's falling apart, but just a little, because his DUI was a reckless risk to others and I don't feel sorry for the humiliation he's taking for it.  Being suicidal is one thing, but engaging in the sort of behavior that could kill others is unforgiveable.

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Quite Possibly the Most Awesomely Stupid Blog Ever

This is a site wholly devoted to comic book frames where men are getting punched/kicked or otherwise taking hits to their balls.  The name...NadShot

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What Really Happened to the X-Wing Rocket

The real story, the one they don't want you to see,

You should read this, it'll tell you everything you need to know to see the truth.

I think I'm gonna head to Lowe's and buy some chicken wire and cinderblocks...I have a Death Star to build.

More lies, more truth exposed.

***Hello, Jawas, welcome to doubleplusundead!  Feel free to scrounge around and comment, here are a few other stories, a blog devoted to comic book frames of people getting hit in the groin, a candidate for mother of the year, and some horny old lady.

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Mother Of The Year

At around midnight, a 27 year old "mother" dangled her 5 year old child outside of her SUV because he was causing problems.  There were points where she made him run alongside the moving SUV. Here's what the witness had to say,

"So I walked out to the end of the street. They stopped the truck. She sets the kid down and grabs the kid's hand. They start driving away again and the kid's running, trying to keep up with the vehicle."

The witness then called the police and told them to look for an SUV with a kid hanging out of it,  she was quickly found by police, and arrested.  At this point, you're probably asking if alcohol was involved...well,

"She got out and she was urinating on the side of his car and she was screaming and yelling obscenities."

Alcohol was definitely involved, cops didn't test her, but it was pretty obvious.  She's currently awaiting trial for felony child abuse, and the other passengers in the car may be charged with negligence.

Hey step off, there can be only one!

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October 11, 2007

Beauchamp's MySpace Privatized

I wonder what he's saying on it now that he's blocked access.  I think it would be very revealing, to see if he is in any way contrite about what a lying douche he's been, or if he's defiant...his blogs still up.

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British Council Wants 350,000 Old Gravesites To Be Dug Up For New Muslim Graveyard In London

The site is a historic old graveyard with certain parts turned into a nature preserve, but now, they wish to dig up the graves and relocate them so that they can be used by Muslims.  People are unsurprisingly angered, stating they won't let their deceased loved ones be moved, but it seems the local government can do it, and given how powerful the government is over there, I have no doubt it'll happen if the government wants it.  The paid caretaker of the grounds says he is absolutely opposed to it.

This pissed me off,

But the Labour-controlled council's environment spokesman Abdal Ullah appeared to be in no doubt about the feasibility of the plan when he said: "To preserve the respect and dignity for everyone, I think most of the graves would have to be cleared out and we'd start afresh."

Unbelievable, you aren't preserving respect and dignity for the people buried there first, you disgusting bastard.  "Oh, I say, we'll just have to dig the ol' bones up, and start afresh, ol' bean."  I have a better idea, why don't you tell the muslims to build their own damn cemetary, and leave everyone else's the hell alone?

Here's what they'll use to move the gravesites,

By law, any graves more than 75 years old can be removed.

Where the problem comes in was the site was deconsecrated a while back, which means the Church of England can't cover it either.  The council that is considering the plan claims its looking into other options, but I get the feeling its all BS to try and calm people down so they can move ahead with their plan.

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Truly Evil Clown

This is one sick fuck.  There's funny evil clown, and then there's unfunny evil clown, this one isn't funny.

The guy works as a "Christian" clown named Klutzo, who used his position as a clown in ministries to abuse children.  I could go into further details, but I'm sickened enough as it is, and don't want to write any more about it, you can click the link and see.  The only question I have is, are Saddam Hussein's plastic shredders still working?

I think this sick bastard deserves die a slow painful death for taking advantage of children this way, drop the monster into the shredder feet first...but make sure he's wearing the clown costume, it'll be funnier that way.

Tip from ConBelle.

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October 10, 2007

Horny Old Lady

A 95 year old woman is growing a horn on her forehead!  I have a feeling she'll be featured in Ripley's Believe It Or Not! series and museums soon enough.  Doctors are confused as to what caused it, and her family is saving up to have it removed.

I think I know what caused it!

Do I make you horny? Do I?

Anyway, here's the lady,


Actually, it reminds me of this famous guy, also from China...


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