July 27, 2010

And in other birthday wishes...

Our President's birthday is coming up, so please go sign his birthday card and send him your kindest wishes.

I'm not going to inflict a picture on you, but WTF is wrong with his left (your right, morons!) ear?

Posted by: Alice H at 11:30 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Dear President McAwesome,
Thanks for the socialism. It will take days to undo the damage you've done. And congratulations on those poll numbers! It's hard work becoming that unpopular so quick. Kisses!!

That was my message to the prez.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 27, 2010 02:29 PM (jbVm4)

2 Looks like maybe a little love bite, you know, the kind you get from behind . . . .

Posted by: raincityjazz at July 27, 2010 06:11 PM (9NGSN)

3

Pass.

 

Posted by: vermindust at July 27, 2010 06:43 PM (YW34P)

4 the guy's a dick. the only thing i'd wish him is a foul-smelling skin disorder.

Posted by: jONES at July 27, 2010 07:16 PM (kKjaJ)

5 Fuck that on a stick with sauce. I'll pass.

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at July 27, 2010 09:48 PM (+bSoE)

6

Somehow I think singing the age-old b-day song kids sing to each other would be considered RACIST in the extreme:

Happy Birthday to you,
You live in the zoo,
You look like a monkey,
And you smell like one too.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at July 27, 2010 10:10 PM (HSn53)

7

I broke down and signed the card with my nom de digitale:

Heywood Jablowme.

Posted by: jONES at July 27, 2010 11:27 PM (kKjaJ)

8 Oh, I listed my e-mail as assman@anal.cum.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 28, 2010 06:28 PM (jbVm4)

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