1 I prefer the old school method of dumping vodka into a slurpee.  

2 Man, that's pretty pathetic. Some people can't go a few short hours at a sporting event without getting alcohol into their systems?



_{Yeah me neither.}

3 Ah, the days of my youth, when security was so lax all one needed was a pair of cowboy boots into which a flask could be slipped....

From personal experience (I was living the AoS lifestyle before there was an AoS, I guess), the Brandy Smuggler Cane is subject to a major defect--the glass capsule (which isn't that large, btw) can break easily, leaving all that good whiskey to soak into the cane before you can imbibe it.

However, it can at least be used as a walking stick even without the brandy smuggling feature, which is more than I can say for the Malayan sword cane I once bought because it was so cool--and waited until I got home to realize that the thing could never be taken out of the house again because it's a concealed weapon.  (Query: would a Concealed Carry Permit cover a sword cane?)

4 (Query: would a Concealed Carry Permit cover a sword cane?)

Good question, I'm guessing it depends on state laws.

5

I used to smuggle pint bottles of booze in my er....crotch area, at concerts and such. They never pat your crotch down.

Saved on buying drinks. Yes, I'm cheap.

There's a "Pat McCrotch" joke in there somewhere.

6 Meh.  The whole point of tailgating is to get hammered enough so you're (just about) sober when the event is done.

7 I loved the reference about the seat cushion thingy. Yeah, smelling and drinking ass warmed beer would make me want to shell out $8.50 for a cold one as well.

8 It's Pat McGroin.... rookie.