November 29, 2008

A few reasons I'm grateful to live in America

  1. Our politicians don't believe that pricks harm their dignity.  This goes double for Bill Clinton.
  2. Our manufacturers generally know the difference between polyethylene glycol and diethylene glycol.
  3. Nobody's going to try to bribe me to name my next baby Osama, or Adolf, or Benito.
  4. It's not illegal to try to accidentally shoot myself in the head.  (Does anyone actually sleep with a gun under their pillow?)

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