As always, if you haven't offered best wishes to Stash, be sure to do so.  If you have a few spare shekels rattling around and you can help Stash ease the burden of the legal bills in order to keep his adopted daughters, that would be awesome.

To the links!

Al Frankown3d!

Baldi calls on FNC commentators to quit giving airtime to Al Sharpton, and to quit acting like he's the voice of black Americans.  Reminds me of Token on South Park, "Jesse Jackson is not the king of black people!"  Stan, "...he told my dad he was."

Hmmm...now I have an Al Franken story and an Al Sharpton story...can I find a Global Warming story and tack Al Gore's name on it?

Yes I can, I wonder what Al Gore is going to do now that Global Warming is stopping?

Suck it, Nanny Bloomberg!

And in other news, carry rights are being expanded in National Parks.  Suck it, Brady Campaign!

MADD has officially joined the doubleplusundead shit list, and I don't even have GTA IV.  They're calling on the ESRB to rerule GTA IV as AO.  Now, you might be going, OK, so they rerate it, no biggie, its just a step up from M anyway.  Except it isn't that simple.  Most major retailers, including major video game retailers have policies that bar AO rated games from being sold in their stores.  In function, making the game AO would be banning it. 

Now, here's the kicker, this isn't the first GTA game where you drive intoxicated.  In GTA: Vice City, there was a mission where you were intoxicated...where was MADD for that?

Dude, sick!

One of Bill Ayers targets speaks.

One of Obama's Center for American Progress advisors:  Hey, shouldn't Israel be forced to get rid of its nukes? 

They just can't help themselves, can they?

Meanwhile, Israelis claim Iran may have the bomb in a year.

And of course, Obama's CAP advisor says this on one of the days set aside to remember the Holocaust. 

An old video of Obama and Wright.

Malor says stop propping up Hillary, Obama's the weak one.  I agree actually.  I think Obama was screwed simply from the fact that he could never take Pennsylvania to begin with, but after Wright and particularly the Bitter PA comments, he definitely can't take this state, EVAH!, and Democrat presidential candidates traditionally don't win without PA.  Beyond that, he is critically weak with blue-collar white voters, which puts other industrial swing states like Ohio in play.

Sorry Cuff, McCain might have dropped Ali Jawad quickly, but McCain doesn't care about being connected with shady characters at all.

Wheeeeeeeee!!!

Speaking of fun pictures, Weasel marvels at the flood of traffic she got for her awesome Photoshop.

$1000 turd.

Bob, I hope you didn't actually eat one of these monstrosities!  A cheesesteak at Subway...give me strength.

Joe looks at the use of the word divisive in American politics.  I'll add my own definition, Divisive:  From the Old Latin, meaning SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RIGHTWING ASSHOLE, WE'RE DOING THIS OUR WAY!

FAIL

Jonn at This Ain't Hell has a good post on the decrepit base barracks. 

Ancient Chinese Secret Nuclear Sub Pen?