...And He Spoke Thus Unto The Crowd

"Know Me, and I shall pander to thee"

That was the message Our Lord and Savior Barack Obama brought to La Raza this weekend. 

Again, He spoke to the crowd, rebuking the Republicans;

"was both ugly and racist in a way we haven't see since the struggle for civil rights."

The Republican heretics angrily declared that it was not race they disliked, but rather the defying of law and risk to National Security. 

He Who Is then rebuked the unbelievers again, warning "Silence, Demons! Those who follow the dark prince Cheney shall soon be made to spend an eternity toiling in torment to pay for subpar government health care, their coffers drained to give money to illegal immigrants."

The Obamassiah then said, "One day, I shall return and hold a 4 to 8 year reign on Washington DC, and all illegal immigrants shall be made legal, and reap benefits paid for by the American Middle Class."

Via HotAir.

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