September 13, 2010
"I've got a little penis inside of me," the 34-year-old actress said on NBC's Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.Call me lazy, but you know, I don't think I even have to come up with a joke here.
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September 12, 2010
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1.) Why the GOP leadership is despised, despised by the GOP rank-and-file and grassroots.
2.) Why you're seeing a bunch of GOP incumbents getting thrown out on their ass by Tea Party backed conservatives.
3.) Why our economy is going to shit, and why we're going bankrupt.
4.) Why we can't have nice things.
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September 11, 2010
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September 10, 2010
I'm terrified of cockroaches, it's probably the only thing I'm more afraid of than guacamole. If I were dying of MRSA, and was told that all I had to do to be cured was eat a pill made of cockroach brains, I think you'd all be coming to my funeral.
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Thanks to our Moronbloggers In Arms, The Hostages.
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On the one hand, this pisses me off because I can't in good conscience ask you Morons to go over there and click on ads to contribute to my Booze and Smokes Aid for Starving Orphans Fund. On the other hand, it's kinda funny, seeing as how I am fighting for change.
Money well spent, champ.
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September 09, 2010
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Update: San Bruno, apparently. Seems that a gas line is feeding the blaze.
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via TheRickWilson.
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Sadly, the vaccine has not been FDA approved for use on websites.
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Prosecutors in Milwaukee County have charged a 20-year-old mother with misdemeanor child neglect after the woman's 2-year-old daughter was found wandering Milwaukee's streets near 27th and Burleigh late this past Monday night.
Well, thank God they found her! I'm sure her mother was worried sick! Why add insult to injury?!?
Police released the girl's picture to the media after investigators were unable to figure out who she was. Someone recognized the girl and directed police to the girl's mother, Shymika Williams.According to a criminal complaint, the girl's mother told police that she had taken the girl to a home near 29th and Burleigh approximately two weeks ago. The mother said she paid the people there $25 to watch her daughter for the weekend.
"The people there." Heh. Well, I'm sure they were mature adults who could be trusted caring for a child. Someone must have abducted her or something.
That person, who is a 13-year-old, corroborated the story about watching the girl.
Wait, what the fuck? She better have rushed back after the weekend.
While the mother didn't know those people's last names or exact address, she said they had watched her daughter before and were related to her sister's children.
As far as I know? I mean, Obama's related to McCain, right?
She said after the weekend, a person named NeNe took the girl and that was the last she time she had seen the girl.
Well, as long as fucking NeNe has her. Finally, some adult supervision.
The mother claims she hadn't seen her daughter for two weeks. It's not clear where the girl was the entire time, although the mom did say that after a week, NeNe called her and asked if she could watch her longer. The mother told authorities that NeNe lives in a foster home.
What. The fuck.
I believe it is time to play euthanize six degrees of Shymika Williams.
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If I say, "I'm gay" or "He's gay," actually referring to someone's sexual orientation, that's not a slur. If I say "I'm from the town of Fort Gay," that's not a slur. Implying that Fort Gay is gay, because of the name, that's a slur.
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I'm picking the Vikings tonight by 3.
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First of all, I find book-burning repugnant in general. I hate Nazis, but I wouldn’t encourage the burning of copies of Mein Kampf. You can learn a lot from reading your enemies’ ideas, after all.I should take pains to note here, which I did not in my original screed, that Muslims in general are not our enemies. I have Muslim friends, at least one of whom has appeared on The O'Reilly Factor a few times, who are kind and decent people. (In an otherwise serious comment, I should note that, sadly, nobody I personally know has been on Red Eye or punched Shep Smith in the dick.)
Also, behaving in the same manner as the people you’re condemning is hardly a good way to take the high ground.
Secondly, if you find parts of the Koran objectionable, why not scan it for some of the more repugnant verses and hold a protest where you read them out loud on a day like 9/11? That would seem like a more educational experience.
Third, while the guy who’s doing this has every right to do so, it’s an attention-seeking dick move pure and simple. Just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD do it.
Does that last point sound anything like something else that’s been in the news as of late? Hm?
Well, that's my take on this controversy, and I'd be happy to hear what you think about it, especially if you agree with me. Because, if we've learned anything over the last twenty or so months, having people refute your arguments is kind of a downer.
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To those who helped enable this by voting for Hope & Change, I just have to say:
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September 08, 2010
Now I'm gettin' hauled off by Capitol Cops, and I know why,
(Why's that, man?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiigh!
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That's insultingly stupid, not to mention smugly corrupt. This is the kind of stuff that's fueling the rage in the public. It's so openly wrong, so blatantly droit de seigneur, that it's infuriating.
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