I don't know what it is, precisely,

But this makes me laugh and laugh and laugh

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Great stocking stuffers for people you hate

All I want for Christmas this year is anything but these.

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Pigs+Tattoos=Awesome!

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Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

So, being the good child that I am, (I can hear all of you laughing. Stop that), I am going to church with my parents this morning. I'm hoping the lightning will take out any potential screaming children. I'm such a tolerant, caring, compassionate person. Seriously, I deserve a medal or something.

Anyway, I shall continue my streak of adding Fine Quality Content by providing you with this. A recipe for Maple Bacon Cupcakes with Maple Frosting.  You'll want to read it just for the illustration of the Goddess of Bacon. 

You're welcome.

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Sigh. A Second Decider Calling For Bush To Leave Office Early.

First, the Moron In Chief mentioned Gail Collins of the NY Times calling for Bush to leave office early.

Now, some twit at ABC News is doing the same.

KATE SNOW: You write a lot in your columns about a power vacuum in these last couple of months of the Bush administration.  How concerned are you about that?  Do you think President-elect Obama should be doing something now, urgently, as far as forcing policy change?

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PAUL KRUGMAN: Well, there's only, as he says, and it's true.  There's only one president at a time. We have this Constitution, and he hasn't taken office.

And when Paul Krugman has to calm you down, that's a sign you have issues.


Folks, seeming similarities in talk between different media critters doesn't happen in a vacuum.

Just "airing a theory".

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45th anniversaries

JFK, CS Lewis, and Aldous Huxley all died on this date in 1963. 

There's a book written about the three of them conversing in Heaven that I've always kind of wanted to read, and then I'm distracted by reruns of "The Cosby Show."

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Two great tastes that go great together

Bacon donuts!

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Finally! A Gift For DPUD!

Remote Control Walking Zombies!

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Crisitunity!

We are so fucked.

(Via the pw pub, which has some good quotes from an interview between Jonah Goldberg and Glenn Beck in response to this.)

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That Obama sure does know how to calm an economy

Headline: "Obama: 'Millions of jobs' in danger next year."

He learned stuff about the economy while helping ACORN up their false voter registration numbers 20 years ago, so it's cool. 

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Mugabe refuses to allow Jimmy and Kofi into Zimbabwe

Robert Mugabe is the tinpot dictator who turned the breadbasket of Africa into one of the most God-forsaken hellholes on Earth, has one of the worst human rights records in the past 25 years, the people of his nation are starving and dying, all while moving along steadily in his quest to make the hyperinflating Weimar Republic look like a bunch of fucking pikers, and even he can't stand the stench of failure that emanates from Jimmy Carter and Kofi Annan.

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This Time, The Nanny State Has Gone Too Far!

Banning Happy Hour?

The measures, designed to reduce drink-fuelled violence and injuries, would be announced by the Government a week on Monday, said The Daily Telegraph.

A Department for Health spokeswoman said research on the issue had been commissioned but was unable to comment on any planned announcements.

The Telegraph reported that the code of conduct, binding on pubs and clubs, would ban 'time-limited' cut-price drink offers, or happy hours.

Other areas to be curbed include offers of free drinks for women, while alcoholic containers could feature similar health warnings to those on cigarette packets.

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This post is bacon-related and NSFW

That means I know you'll read it.  Guys (and alexthechick-like girls), the most glorious thing you'll ever see is below the fold.  It may be old, but who cares.  It's the weekend. 

So prepare yourselves, then click "more."

more...

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Weekend Video

If I have to watch it.... you have to watch it.

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Man, Talk about Motivation!

Well, it appears as though this Danish "Football" team has a unique method of motivating its players.

One of the club's sponsors, sex movie distributors BN Agentur, have promised the squad two porn movies every time they win.

Laursen, Sionko and team mates have risen to the challenge - winning nine of their first 13 games to go one point behind leaders Odense.

Copenhagen, known locally as FCK, screen the films at their training ground - although they refuse to reveal who gets to keep them afterwards.

Club chairman Flemming Ostergaard said: "As far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with it."

Czech Republic international Sionko, 31, spent the 2006-7 season at Ibrox before signing a two-year deal with Copenhagen.

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Where I'll be going tomorrow...

Hillbilly Hot Dogs in not-so-beautiful* Lesage, West Virginia:



They failed to mention that if you sing the Hillbilly Hot Dogs theme song, you get free ice cream.  Will I partake?  Hells yes I will.

*It may have it's quaint charm if you grew up there, but face facts people...

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Ridiculous Obama cultist spin of the day

I sent an Obama-loving friend of mine the following ecard, found at HotAir:



Now, his response:  "Well, it's technically still Change^tm, because those people weren't in the Bush Administration, and that's change enough for me."

And, no, in case you were wondering, President Bush installing people of his choosing after his election wasn't Change^tm.

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Bucause the past 4 years have been so wicked awesome

Current RNC Chair Mike Duncan is apparently considering running for re-election.

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Confusion

According to this site, we're "quite gender neutral" here at dpud.  I blame all the shoeblogging.  *Cough* alex *Cough*

(h/t)

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Obama team now telling Republicans how to win elections

Boy, it's too bad McCain didn't chose Sen. Lieberman as his VP nominee.  Apparently a wildly pro-choice, pro-amnesty, pro-global warming, pro-gun control Senator (who, of course, isn't even a Republican) was just what we needed on the bottom of the ticket to energize the base and beat Obama.

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