January 22, 2010
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January 15, 2010
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January 14, 2010
Note to diet groups everywhere: don't hold your meetings anywhere but the basement.
A Swedish Weight Watchers group got a sign they might want to lay off the meatballs, according to a local report Thursday.
When a group of 20 members gathered in Vaxjo, south central Sweden for their regular weigh-in, the floor collapsed, the Smålandsposten newspaper reported.
“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,†a member told the paper, according to a translation on Swedish news Web site "The Local."
The smell of sewage quickly collected in the collapsed room. Luckily there was never any danger because the floor was only slightly above ground level, the newspaper said.
No injuries were reported.
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January 12, 2010
And, of course, by terrorists, I mean PETA.
In a show of "good faith," the good folks over at PETA have agreed to pull the ad featuring Michelle Obama that I mentioned a few days back. Everyone can breathe easier now!
But, PETA has raised a far more dire concern that they expect the White House to look in to - the naming of a baby elephant. Apparently, the newest performer at the Ringling Brother's circus, a year old elephant who was born just minutes before Teh Won's Inaguration, is named "Baby Barack," and, damn it, if homegrown terrorists like PETA can't use a picture of Michelle, then evil circus folk can't go around naming their elephants Barack. You can't make this shit up, folks:
In PETA's view, the use of the Obama name by the circus is far more disturbing. In a letter Tuesday to the president, PETA President Ingrid Newkirk urges the White House to demand a name change for Baby Barack.
"'Baby Barack' is not even a year old, but his curious and energetic childhood has been cut tragically short while Ringling attempts to profit from your popularity by putting him on the road to perform in the circus," Newkirk wrote.
Norfolk-based PETA says the circus elephants are abused and the babies are taken from their mothers prematurely.
Vienna, Va.-based Feld Entertainment, which owns the circus, says its elephants are well cared for and add that using the name Barack is intended as an honor.
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January 07, 2010
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Sans commentary, because I'm lazy.
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January 06, 2010
Fat peole kicked off dating website.
Personal fave quote?
"'Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.''
I think it's the roam that I find so funny. I have this mental picture of a herd of fatties trampling all over the pristine arugula fields. It's funny in my head.
Crappity McCraperson I can't remember the name of that chick that thought she was so much better than you. I know you Morons will remember. I have a sneaking suspicion she's a member of that site.
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December 30, 2009
Based on on-line views, some yahoo over at Yahoo totalled up the top ten most viewed trailers of 2009. Sure, Twilight's stupid sparkly vampires took number one, Transformers took number two, and most of them are the big-budget blockbusters you would expect.
I have to imagine that at least a few of you morons contributed to Megashark vs. Giant Octopus getting all the way to the number eight viewed trailer of the year. Congratulate yourselves.
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December 27, 2009
The big health story in April is the rapid spread of swine flu, a dangerous new virus strain developed by the makers of Purell. Public anxiety over the flu increases when Vice President Joe Biden, demonstrating his gift for emitting statements, declares on the Today show that he would not recommend traveling by commercial airplane or subway. A short while later, White House spokesperson Robert Gibbs assures reporters that he is ``not aware of any `Vice President Joe Biden.' ''To borrow a couple of popular blog phrases, "Heh" and "Read the whole thing."
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December 26, 2009
I think we can come up with some more demotivator slogans for this. My humble submissions:
Reid/Pelosi and the Constitution
Obama and Homeland Security
The Cowboys and Winning in December
Andi and Reality
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December 17, 2009
(who at least pretended to like us, despite all his other failings).
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December 10, 2009
A local Goodwill got some kind of antique looking metal jug donated
A two gallon metal water jug was donated to Goodwill, but ...when employees opened it,
Wait for it...
they found four bags of marijuana that together equal about a pound.
D'Oh!
They claim it was a year old.
That's funny, you know some stoner saw the news story and said, "That's where I left that shit. Damn"
Via the Agitator
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December 08, 2009
via McArdle
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Why do liberals need federal money for abortion? Can’t they just start a “Stop the Babies!†charity? “Right now there are babies waiting to be born and ruin people’s lives. We can stop that. With your help.†See, you can voluntarily spend you money on others. It’s called charity. I’m not sure who came up with it.
If you aren't reading his Random Thoughts every day, you loss.
Today is a particularly good one though.
They pretty much all made me laugh out loud I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read it.
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November 22, 2009
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November 20, 2009
Well, if you feel the same way, wait no longer!
I have never written a bad line of code.
When I tell people that, they often scoff and offer replies like “so you’re not a programmer then?†and “let me guess, you’re a coding deity or something?†Well let me say, I am a programmer and I am not Codethulu, but in the same manner that Al Gore can fly around the world in a private jet without polluting, I have negated my bad code footprint through the purchase of Bad Code Offsets.
Get yours today and become a flawless programmer! This is going to look so good on my resume!
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November 19, 2009
(Ripped off from roamingfirehydrant at The H2.)
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November 18, 2009
uggs outlet all you face-cockers out there should entry
If only GMail's context-sensitive advertisements could pigeon-hole me so accurately!
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November 17, 2009
ESPN.com, the online branch of the sports multimedia empire, finally realized its dream yesterday of achieving a segregated site, sending its minority columnists to the back of the website in a new tab called "Commentary" and setting up the plantation that it has long desired.
Michael Kinsley, who until recently no one had ever heard of, made the announcement in a post on the reconfigured Page 2 on Monday, insisting that this was not "a breakup."
Kinsley said that the contributors who are moving will be joined by "thought leaders and sports stakeholders with diverse, insightful points of view." Diversity at ESPN is now not to be found on Page 2, which is once again the sole province of white misogynist Bill Simmons and his band of merry white men.
Columnists who have been sent to the Commentary Plantation include Jemele Hill, LZ Granderson, and Scoop Jackson, the only African-American columinists on Page 2, whose work had until now largely focused on social and minority issues pertinent to athletics. Two white columinsts were also moved.
Kinsley also offered the possibly racially-tinged charge that Commentary "will be the ears of ESPN.com, too." Barack Obama, America's first African-American president, is well known to have big ears.
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