March 12, 2010

I love Wikipeia

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March 09, 2010

Set Phasers to Annihilate

The USS Enterprise encounters a threat to humanity and deals with it in the only logical way.

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March 08, 2010

Tea baggers are everywhere!

I look forward to the in depth, 12 page article on how this candidate in Texas is a tea partier.
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Kesha Rogers called for the impeachment of President Barack Obama as the centerpiece of her campaign for Congress, and on Tuesday she won the nomination of her party.
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It was no stealth campaign. Rogers shouted it from a sound truck that cruised the four-county 22nd Congressional District. She posted an 18-foot banner emblazoned with the message “Save NASA. Impeach Obama” on street corners. Her Web site is filled with videos and periodic policy statements documenting her stand.

She's probably one of them evil tea parti... Oh, she's a Democrat? And a former LaRouchie?
Obviously a tea partier. Probably an organizer.

Veeshir prediction: either this will not be "news", or the (D) and LaRouche will somehow not make it into any of the stories.

Via Boortz

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March 06, 2010

'I've Got to Come Up with Better Material, I'm Afraid'

Romney, after someone in the press asked him about Palin beating him in late night ratings.  Heh. 

I like Romney, don't get me wrong, I don't want him to be president (though I'd have taken him over McCain in the late 2008 primaries), but I think there's a role for him in the GOP.  I still think he'd be an awesome choice for RNC chair, if he didn't pull a Steele and try and get too active in policy.  Romney is an excellent organizer and fundraiser, always has been, always will be, and I don't think he'd say dumb, crazy shit like Steele does.  Besides, he's not going to escape the Romneycare legacy, not with the Obamacare fiasco, no matter what happens with it.  It might have been necessary politics in the Soviet of Massachusetts, but it ain't gonna fly in the flyover country and the bitter, clingy parts of the US.

He also clarified his statement regarding populism, he meant it as a warning against mindless populist demagoguery, which is absolutely a valid concern.


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March 05, 2010

Friday afternoon WTF

Cause you probably need a giggle as much as I do. Courtesy tmi3rd.


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March 04, 2010

Google Responds To Privacy Concerns

This should give Alex peace of mind:

Responding to recent public outcries over its handling of private data, search giant Google offered a wide-ranging and eerily well-informed apology to its millions of users Monday.

"We would like to extend our deepest apologies to each and every one of you," announced CEO Eric Schmidt, speaking from the company's Googleplex headquarters. "Clearly there have been some privacy concerns as of late, and judging by some of the search terms we've seen, along with the tens of thousands of personal e-mail exchanges and Google Chat conversations we've carefully examined, it looks as though it might be a while before we regain your trust."

Added Schmidt, "Whether you're Michael Paulson who lives at 3425 Longview Terrace and makes $86,400 a year, or Jessica Goldblatt from Lynnwood, WA, who already has well-established trust issues, we at Google would just like to say how very, truly sorry we are."

Heh.

In an effort to make up for years of alarmingly invasive service, Google will automatically add $50 to all American bank accounts as a gesture of goodwill. The company has also encouraged feedback, explaining that users can type any concerns they may still have into any open browser window or, if they are members of Google Voice, "simply speak directly into [their] phones right now."

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February 26, 2010

More words to live by

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2779/4391336914_a5d4feeea7.jpg more...

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February 24, 2010

Jimmy Carter: "Stop comparing my foreign policy to Obama's weak shit"

Just how bad does your foreign policy have to be when Jimmy Carter thinks it's weak? (warning HuffPo link).

The thesis was beyond speculative. Even by Mead's own admission, Obama's foreign policy is in its nascent stages. Right now, he writes, it "looks a little bit like that of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger." Mead even suggests that the president is trying to pursue a "Jeffersonian" worldview -- in which the U.S. is militarily formidable but unexposed to regional crises. Either way, the Carter comparison was clearly meant as an insult. After all, the piece was titled "The Carter Syndrome."

It would seem natural for Obama and his allies to find the piece somewhat insulting -- but the one raising the most stink so far is Carter himself.


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February 23, 2010

February 22, 2010

This Ain't Hell featured in The Army Times

For their efforts in publicizing General Ballduster McSoulpatch's stealing of valor and finding his identity.  Quite possibly the best part?  The Army Times mentions General Ballduster McSoulpatch in their article.

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Epic Facebook Fails

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h/t

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February 20, 2010

Because you need a giggle

20 funniest figure skating faces.

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February 18, 2010

Revealed - Obama's secret plan for world domination


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February 16, 2010

Just when you think a meme has run its course...

...someone comes along and dores something fucking brilliant with it:



The best line? If you asked me, it's where he asks people to leave the room.

(Stolen shamelessly from Hehindeedpundit.)

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Iowa Rep. Steve King wastes raccoon with a Desert Eagle, PETA throws a tantrum

The raccoon was trying to claw it's way into the house, King said he thought it might have been rabid.  He declared on Twitter, Desert Eagle 1, Crazy Raccoon 0.  PETA is of course weeping bitterly.  Said King, in response to PETA,

King told Fox News on Tuesday that he'd offer PETA more hospitality than the animal.

"That crazy coon ran up against 'a man's home is his castle' and this man's castle won. But if it had been PETA volunteers outside in the middle of a blizzard, I'd like to think they would have rang the doorbell, instead of trying to claw into the house. And I would have given them shelter for the night and served them bacon and eggs the next morning," he said in a statement.



Awesome.  The only question I have is, was this the full Desert Eagle, or the "Baby" Eagle?  Because I have to imagine a full Desert Eagle would leave a hell of a mess, even if you had the .357 barrel set in, I can't imagine the mess a .50 AE would make...I'm guessing a fine red mist and fur everywhere. 

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January 31, 2010

why does this sound familiar?

Hmmmm. It's a mystery. The only question is did the guys get shirts?.

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January 27, 2010

Suck that, Apple fanboys!

#iTampon is a trending topic on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

I'm still trying to figure out how this is different from an oversized Blackberry Storm, except without the phone and camera and the double pricetag.

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January 25, 2010

Priceless Quote of the Day

In October 2007, after invoking Martin Luther King Jr. in a campaign speech, Mr. [John] Edwards said: "There are much more important things in life than winning elections at the cost of selling your soul. Especially right now, when our country . . . needs to hear the truth from its leaders."

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January 23, 2010

Sometimes the simple truths

are the most profound...
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No wonder the Rebels won...

Maybe if the Empire spent a little more time teaching these bastards how to shoot and a little less time on choreography we wouldn't have a galaxy swimming in chaos.




h/t

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