April 01, 2009

Top Ten Gift Suggestions for Obama to Give to the Queen (etc...)

Since David Letterman can't come up with any way to make fun of Obama in his Top Ten lists, I thought we'd help him with some comedy gold.

Besides an iPod, here are some top ten gift suggestions for Obama to give to Queen Elizabeth.

10. Shamwow
 9.  Snuggie
 8.  Chia Pet
 7.  Sea Monkeys
 6.  Mighty Putty
 5.  The Hover-Round
 4.  Dual Action Cleanse (in case the Queen accidentally ingests the Mighty Putty)
 3.  Video Professor's Learn to Speak English video series
 2.  Barack Obama Presidential Commemorative Coins

and the number one gift is...

 
1. Extenze Pills


Feel free to pile on with other suggestions. Or come up with some Top Ten gifts for other foreign dignitaries (i.e., Hugo Chavez, Ahmadinejad, etc...).

(h/t to Turtle - a fellow moron without a blog)

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