I had no idea how deeply and vigorously my package would effect the unemployment numbers:*

In other news, it seems a great many people seem to be unwilling to accommodate my enormous stimulus package.  Unfortunately, I have deemed that, like many other invasive government activities, accepting the insertion of my stimulus to your person or business is mandatory. 

We know this may be difficult so we have established the General Help Bureau (GHB) to more easily facilitate the embrace of my giant package.  This way, even if you are opposed to accepting my generous exhertions, you will still receive the vast bulk of my assistance.

* - Yes, I did this just so I could test out my new art form, graph-cocking.

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