March 16, 2009
The Obama Gift List
Comments are disabled.
Post is locked.
Thanks to my sources inside the White House, I've managed to get a copy of the top-secret Obama administration official gift list for this coming Christmas:
Gordon Brown, UK Prime Minister: Official "Action Barack" figure, with electronic sound and lights teleprompter. Retail value: $20, available at Barack.Com.
Desired return gift: Bronze bust of Neville Chamberlain.
Vladimir Putin, Pseudo-Czar of Russia: Poland, Ukrania, and however much of Czechoslovakia he wants (or whatever it's called these days).
Desired return gift: An expression of 'disappointment' after Iran nukes Israel
Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan Strongman: Colombia.
Desired return gift: Signed photo of Fidel Castro.
Nicholas Sarkozy, French Prime Minister:
Desired return gift: Ennui.
Mahmoud Ahmenidijad, Iranian President: Detailed design blueprints of Air Force One, so that Iran will have collected the whole set.
Desired return gift: Nothing.
???, Israeli Prime Minister: No gift for those who don't celebrate Christmas.
Desired return gift: Dissolution of their state.
Bashir Assad, Syrian Dictator: Current status of known disposition of Israeli military.
Desired return gift: Promise to think about beginning to talk seriously about meeting to set conditions to discuss prenegotiations to move towards a lasting arrangement for a framework for the redefinition of the political status of Lebanon
Wen Jiabao, Head Bureaucrat, China: Taiwan.
Desired return gift: Please oh please oh please don't call in our debt until after 2016.
Nuri al-Maliki, Iraqi Prime Minister: There is no gift for this country until they admit that I was right about everything, even the stuff that contradicted the other stuff, and that George W. "Scapegoat" Bush was wrong about absolutely everything.
George W. Bush, former President: Investigations, investigations, investigations.
Desired return gift: Please continue to keep a low profile and let me continue to blame you for everything.
US Population: $768 billion more stimulus.
Desired return gift: $1,942 billion more taxes.
Stephen Harper, Canadian Prime Minister: Still more double-talk on NAFTA.
Desired return gift: Credulity.
Gordon Brown, UK Prime Minister: Official "Action Barack" figure, with electronic sound and lights teleprompter. Retail value: $20, available at Barack.Com.
Desired return gift: Bronze bust of Neville Chamberlain.
Vladimir Putin, Pseudo-Czar of Russia: Poland, Ukrania, and however much of Czechoslovakia he wants (or whatever it's called these days).
Desired return gift: An expression of 'disappointment' after Iran nukes Israel
Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan Strongman: Colombia.
Desired return gift: Signed photo of Fidel Castro.
Nicholas Sarkozy, French Prime Minister:
Desired return gift: Ennui.
Mahmoud Ahmenidijad, Iranian President: Detailed design blueprints of Air Force One, so that Iran will have collected the whole set.
Desired return gift: Nothing.
???, Israeli Prime Minister: No gift for those who don't celebrate Christmas.
Desired return gift: Dissolution of their state.
Bashir Assad, Syrian Dictator: Current status of known disposition of Israeli military.
Desired return gift: Promise to think about beginning to talk seriously about meeting to set conditions to discuss prenegotiations to move towards a lasting arrangement for a framework for the redefinition of the political status of Lebanon
Wen Jiabao, Head Bureaucrat, China: Taiwan.
Desired return gift: Please oh please oh please don't call in our debt until after 2016.
Nuri al-Maliki, Iraqi Prime Minister: There is no gift for this country until they admit that I was right about everything, even the stuff that contradicted the other stuff, and that George W. "Scapegoat" Bush was wrong about absolutely everything.
George W. Bush, former President: Investigations, investigations, investigations.
Desired return gift: Please continue to keep a low profile and let me continue to blame you for everything.
US Population: $768 billion more stimulus.
Desired return gift: $1,942 billion more taxes.
Stephen Harper, Canadian Prime Minister: Still more double-talk on NAFTA.
Desired return gift: Credulity.
Posted by: plebian at
05:13 PM
| Comments (3)
| Add Comment
Post contains 320 words, total size 3 kb.
14kb generated in CPU 0.0089, elapsed 0.1064 seconds.
61 queries taking 0.1004 seconds, 133 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
61 queries taking 0.1004 seconds, 133 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
