If you're anything like me, you've been consistently frustrated by the fact that the only place you can buy indulgences in the modern world relate to carbon dioxide.  As a programmer I often think, wouldn't it be great if I could spend money to be forgiven for all the bad code I've written in my life? 

Well, if you feel the same way, wait no longer!

I have never written a bad line of code.

When I tell people that, they often scoff and offer replies like “so you’re not a programmer then?” and “let me guess, you’re a coding deity or something?” Well let me say, I am a programmer and I am not Codethulu, but in the same manner that Al Gore can fly around the world in a private jet without polluting, I have negated my bad code footprint through the purchase of Bad Code Offsets.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 10:05 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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