• Signed a recent letter to the President of Spain, "Well, back to the beaches in Puerto Rico.  Too bad you can't be here!"
• Reacted to a crying American Indian by saying, "Don't be sad, we love Florida.  Here's a tissue."
• While at cocktails with the Mexican ambassador, "As I always say, the Gadsden was a GadSEND!  Get it?  Get it?  We won."
• In a recent gift exchange with Great Britain's leadership, he presented an enormouse novelty bill for World War Two, "It wasn't called Give-Keep for a reason."

Its like watching retards fuck.

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