McCain Cockroach FTW!

I hate bugs. I hate rodents. I hate snakes. They have no purpose in life and should just die in a fire. Okay, so maybe their purpose is to make men look like heroes when they squish one. Believe me, there is nothing hotter than a man who is willing to lay down his shoe on a giant spider, at the first shriek of this damsel in distress. After all, what gal isn't secretly attracted to Ned the Orkin Man?

But maybe some insects have a purpose. If Madagascar hissing cockroaches (pics here) can predict presidential elections, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) could be the next leader of the insect kingdom free world.

The roach representing the Arizona senator broke from the gate first, covering the distance in less than five seconds, while the Obama insect dawdled.

FAIL! The "Hopey-Changy Goodness" was not enough to secure the win for Obamaramadingdong. Even the unnamed GOP VP cockroach beat the unnamed Democrat VP cockroach.

I cannot believe I am writing about gigantic cockroaches that some people actually keep for pets. Ewww. What levels I stoop to, to find the unusual stories to entertain y'all!

Did I mention that I absolutely hate all kinds of creepy-crawly critters?

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