Just what has gone wrong in your life if you need to post something like this

Really, the whole reason I'm posting this is that if I'm found dead in a semen-encrusted fox costume in the next couple of weeks, please know that it was NOT THROUGH NATURAL CAUSES AND YOU ALL NEED TO AVENGE ME.

(topless robot)

Once you have to write the words found dead in a semen-encrusted fox costume to describe some action in your life it is a pretty good bet that you are not on your high school guidance counselor's list of success story. It's also a good bet that your mom doesn't brag about you to her friends.

I personally blame it all on George W. Bush.  If he hadn't invaded Iraq then people wouldn't need to dress up in fox costumes to get their perverse sexual jollies.

(now to see how many links are generated by people googling semen-encrusted fox costume)

Posted by: chad98036 at 07:19 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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