September 10, 2008

Just Beat It

Michael Jackson's drawers are going to be auctioned off on E-bay.

The 28in-waist Calvin Klein briefs are still in an evidence bag sealed with police tape after they were taken as evidence in a child abuse case.

The pants were confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the 50-year-old singer.

They have been put up for sale by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case, along with other Jackson memorabilia including a handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.

Rumor has it that Paul 'Pee-Wee Herman' Reubens intends to bid on the underpants for marketing purposes for his new dry-cleaning chain - Drop Your Pants and Jacket Off.

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