May 11, 2009

Is it just me, or...

1)  Wouldn't it make more sense to have the word Celebrity in quotes in 'Apprentice' Celebrity Edition?  I mean, like Apprentice 'Celebrity' Edition.

2)  Doesn't it seem strange that Wanda Sykes was the headliner at the Correspondent's Dinner?  What, Kathy Griffin was booked?

3)  Isn't Dragonball Z best left as a cartoon?  How, exactly, can the show be enriched by making a poor movie of it?

4)  Aren't we well past time for a TV show where a small group of humans fends of zombies in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, eating nothing but bacon and wearing nothing but tight T-shirts?

5)  Wouldn't David Hasselhoff be perfect for the lead in said TV show?

6)  I don't know what the letters really stand for, but when somebody told me MSNBC stood for "Milks Some Nuts for Barack's Cream" I nodded.

7)  Doesn't synergy demand Tea Party T-Shirts? 

8 )  Will I get seventy comments if I say I agreed with Patterico in the infamous Patterico-PW feud?

9)  Is everyone else amused by the horrified Boston fans, who apparently believed that all the other teams juiced, but their victories were "pure."  Yeah, that explains the sudden tailoff of players after they left Boston.  Just keep telling yourself that.

10)  Okay, if #8 doesn't work, how about if I say I agreed with Goldstein.  Will that work?

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