Okay, I can't offer hot girl-on-girl action like Alex can, and I don't havea cool superhero alter ego name like Michael Steele.  I do, however, have a gutter mouth like Meaghan McCain, which has gotta be worth something.
 
But I can offer you this: mad wordsmithing skillz.  Case in point?  Here are ways that the GOP could describe how bad the budget is:
 
"Barrackruptcy is like normal bankruptcy, only you spend trillions and trillions in one last ditch effort to kill the economy in order to save it."
 
"Obanomics:  The perfect fusion of fiscal and public health policies, which forces citizens to exercise by bending over and getting screwed by the government again and again."
 
"Unless you're a member of a parasitic union or the child of a prominent member of congress, it's likely that you will soon pay a massive amount of taxes to subsidize the lavish lifestyle of do-nothings who will drive your cost of living ever higher.  It'll be like the 70's without the rabbit attacks."
 
"You know why the communists have been so quiet lately?  They're busy taking notes from our President on how you really redistribute wealth."
 
"While we appreciate the President's desire to scrimp and save by using second-rate comediennes at his White House galas, perhaps he should concentrate on cutting a bit more out of the largest budget ever proposed by any government in the history of the world."
 
"Don't worry: according to Obama's friend Hugo Chavez, all Americans will officially be humans by the end of 2010."

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