Make sure you're totally shitfaced:

A 20-year-old woman was seriously injured early Thursday morning when she fell from the fifth-story window of the Spanish Towers apartments, in the 800 block of 29th Street, according to Boulder police.

Boulder police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said the woman, whose name was not released because police are still investigating the incident, "sustained serious bodily injury but is expected to recover."

The woman, who had traveled to Colorado from California to visit her older sister, had consumed "a couple of tequila shots, at least two lemonade vodka drinks and probably a couple of beers" at a rooftop party at the Spanish Towers, Huntley said.

She said the older sister told police she "believed her sister was not heavily intoxicated."

UhhhBULLSHIT. 

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