Okay, I'm willing to say it even if none of the rest of you are:  Ace has gone soft.  And if you're like me, it's tearing you apart.

We're all used to Allahpundit being (in the vernacular) a douchebag, with his Northeastern Pencil-Neck Elitist vibe only slightly less effusive than ESPN's unquenchable lust for Yankees-Red Sox games.

We long ago accepted that guys like David Frum are a riddle tied up in an enigma wrapped in a dickhead.

We know that Malkin is...well, I'm not gonna say anything bad about Malkin, because I'm afraid that she'll hunt me down and cut off my ball sack to use it for an egg cup.

But you get my point.  We're the Morons because we don't like the effete, elitist, ivy-league pricks that dominate the conservative heirarchy and punditry.  We like our commentary raw.

Ace was our rock.  But now he's gone squishy, too.  I'm not even sure he's a Moron any more.  I think he's a MINO now: Moron in name only.

Oh, he's got an excuse.  He has to eat.  Like hobo flesh cooked over a tire fire isn't good enough for him any more!  Ooh-la-la!  Next he'll want paper plates and sushi.

So go ahead and click on through to Captain MINO if you want.  But you won't like what you find, all lace and doilies and nary a hint of cursing.

Maybe if you hit the tip jar enough, you'll get him to let loose with some expletive like "indolent" or "tertiary."

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