A dad called 911 because he was fighting with his son over his messy room.  His son had a tantrum and threw a plate of food at Daddy and made a fist at him.

I guess I forgot to mention.  The son, Andrew Mizsak, is 28.  And a political consultant and a school board member.  And here's what I'm guessing is his biography - it's the right age and the right town and the right job and Mizsak isn't exactly Smith, and both the senior and junior are named Andrew. 

Did I mention that Andrew Mizsak lives in his parents' basement?

And did I mention that Mommy and Daddy are both judges?  At least, I think that's what it means when your name is preceded by Honorable. 

Oh, and did I mention this little child who's less capable of controlling his temper than the average six year old is a "Member of the Ohio Campus Security Task Force following the shootings at Virginia Tech"?  And very active in his state political party?

Daddy doesn't want to ruin Andrew Mizsak's political career with this.  Daddy is doing a good job of teaching his son that little Andy never ever has to take responsibility for his own actions - instead he can have hysterical fits because he doesn't want to clean his room and he doesn't want Daddy to tell him what to do.  I fully expect Andrew Mizsak to be rolling around on the floor, kicking his feet and pounding his fists on the ground and if that doesn't work, holding his breath until his face turns blue.

Go get a real job, Andy.  Your temperament doesn't lend itself to a career leading others.

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