Some guy in a telemarketing company has shown me a use for Twitter.
It's about funny as he notes some of the.... problems with the staff.

Many employees begin to complain about Lori's distinct "pelvic odor." I am too distracted by her crystal meth smile to notice.
...
Dee hasn't shown up for a week because her husband pushed her into a plate glass window. No one knows what to put on the attendance sheet.
...
During lunch, Alonzo slams his girlfriend's head into a keyboard. I immediately wonder how long it will take the I.T. guy to replace it.

It's funny because it's not me.
I forget where I saw this. Sorry.

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