August 12, 2008

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MoveOn Books, the publishing arm of MoveOn.Org, is proud to announce the release of strategist and electoral juggernaut Tom Matzzie's first book, How to Win at Politics and Everything Else: Tom Matzzie's Guide to Life.

As a national strategist for MoveOn.Org, Matzzie has been on the inside of its several very public campaigns and was one of the primary architects of what has come to be known as "Grassroots Politics." This approach, created by Matzzie and put into use by campaigns as diverse as Ned Lamont and Ron Paul, has been shaking mainstream candidates since 2000 and forcing them to be more responsive to the desires of true liberals, all of whom support MoveOn.org.

Each Chapter is full of warmth, humor, and insight:

Forget about it already! A categorical list of prosecutorial misdeeds that proves Republicans were simply trying to discredit a popular Democratic president and a plea to simply "Move On" from the interparty fighting of the Clinton Years.

We will never swallow this bitter pill and will fight until the end of our days: why the 2000 election loss is proof that Republicans are evil and why reparations must be demanded and paid before the country can be healed.

The truth about Swift Boats: how a group of crotchety veterans used a non-issue to thwart the will of the people in 2004 with the help of the partisan hacks in the mainstream media.

Rupert Murdoch is the Devil and Fox News His Hellish Spawn: Fifty-three reasons why the Fairness Doctrine needs to be reinstated and PBS should become the only legally-allowed broadcaster of news.

We're Better Off Without Him: How driving Joe Lieberman out of the Democratic Party was a good thing.

Now It's His Problem: Why continued failure to force the Bush administration to capitulate on Iraq is a wise long-term strategy and how it was actually the goal all along.

A New Hope: Barack Obama and the politics of the mended soul.

Don't Tug on Superman's Cape: Why Tom's track record of success will allow him to browbeat Republicans into cowed silence and shut off the money flow to the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the world today: the GOP.

Order today and receive a free copy of Cindy Sheehan's latest book, I Never Squandered My Absolute Moral Authority, including such piercing insights as "almost every world leader politician today know together we get together, especially better than Bush, including, such as, Hugo Chavez and that bald guy from France or wherever, the one with no chin."

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