Are you in the market for experienced advisers for your transitional or permanent office?  If so, then come on down to Crazy Bill's Cabinet Emprorium, where we've got former officials on the cheap, cheap, cheap! 
 
Make sure to ask about our "buy one secretary, get one secretary free" deal!  Great offers still available on former State, Defense, and HHS secretaries!  And don't forget: with every five secretaries, you get a free intern for all your polishing needs!
 
Act now and we'll also throw in one former first lady, with experience both in national and international affairs, slightly used, minor glass ceiling damage, but absolutely free with every large secretary order you make! (some placation may be required, ask dealer for details)!
 
Remember that for every discredited, late-70's era secretary you buy, you get a free pack of Billy Beer and an authentic pale-green "malaise" sweater absolutely free!  And don't worry: we guarantee our showroom to be 100% rabbit-free!
 
If you're hoping for a better deal, you'd better change your mind and call now!

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