Dear persons of all ethnicities and sexual persuasions, I'm terrified.  While my heart is with my fellow liberals and their reality-driven agenda, I've been doing some serious research.  I make 22,000 a year as a Community Coordinator.  As far as I can tell, under Obama I'll be required to also do volunteer work and sell my hair simply to survive, and the living will come to envy the dead.  What gives?

I researched this over and over, but Bill Ayers blew up my house to keep me silent and now I live in a van down by the river.  Check it out for yourselves.  I have always voted for the more progressive candidate, but if Obama really wants to drill our teeth for precious metals instead of our ground for oil, I have to say no thank you.

I want the Democrats to succeed, but quite frankly if the choice is between having to send my children to work in a state-owned brothel run by NAMBLA or enjoying freedom and prosperity under President McCain, I'll choose McCain, even if it means the deaths of thousands of worthless terrorists who would like to stone us all to death or cut our throats in our sleep. 

Posted By:  Lifelong Democrat Terrence Kinsington-Whitfield September 16, 2008 11:39 PM

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