While I lack hilarious detail, I think we can all read into this story enough to enjoy their stupidity:

A neighbor complained of a strong smell in the area around the home on East Follett Street.

After investigating, the officer found the cats inside the home.

Police said the house belongs to two brothers.

As of this report, it’s unclear why the men had so many cats.*

Thanks to South Park, I think we all know why they had so many cats...

* - Yes, the original story was comprised of 6 one sentence paragraphs. 

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