August 13, 2009

Moron of the Day: You Looking to Score

Well, let me direct you to my cooch.  No, I didn't mean that kind of scoring either:

A woman whose truck was pulled over in Niceville for not having tag lights was very cooperative with police, but that didn’t help her much, reported.

   Rahkia Marie Anderson, 18, of Fort Walton Beach, told the officer she knew one of her passengers had marijuana on him because she had smoked with him, according to her arrest report.

  When the officer found a straw in Anderson’s purse that is consistent with might be used to snort cocaine, she said the straw wouldn’t test positive for cocaine but it would for Xanax, the report said.

   And while Anderson was in the Niceville police holding cell, she was overheard telling one of her passengers that she “had cocaine” in her “coochy,” the report said. When officers questioned her about her statement, Anderson removed a clear plastic baggy from inside her underwear, which tested positive for cocaine.

Once again, too stupid to fucking live.  Some people just don't know when to shut up.

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