Moron of the Day: WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin?

I'm still waiting to answer fellow blogger and S&M aficionado Alice H.'s question about whether I make Wisconsin a better or worse place but I'll offer this story as exhibit A:

A 51-year-old Grafton man was arrested for drunken driving after he drove from Oak Creek to Wauwatosa with his air bag deployed Wednesday evening.

According to a Wauwatosa Police Department report:

The man had been drinking at On The Border, a strip club, and on his way out of Oak Creek, he struck a pole and damaged the front of his vehicle.

Why did he stop?  Did he realize his airbag was deployed or that he was obviously too drunk to be driving?  No, he ran out of gas.

Exactly how fucked up would I have to be to make Wisconsin's idiot problem worse?

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