Just saw this headling on the Fox News Website:

Jackson Family Attends Private Service at L.A. Cemetery: Watch Live

How the fuck am I supposed to watch a "private" ceremony?  Who knew the death of a bizarre, probably deranged musician would be more important than a possible revolution in Iran or the arrest of the Honduran President or North Korea launching missiles on the Fourth of July.

Its times like these when I wish the whole damned system would just collapse so I could live Mad Max style and people would start caring about important things again.

On the other hand, it is a testament to the greatness of our wealth and productivity and safety that we have the luxury to care about some weirdo's funeral.

In closing, fuckity fuckity fuck.  Motherfuck, titsandass.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 10:56 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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